***Eminem---Ass like that***
Well here is this song REALLY this is my first tab no like the others that say "this is
my first tab" and they have a lot more of tabs but let's do this
Note I only have taked 6 class of guitar and don't think that my tab is very accurate!
This is the intro with a kind of arabic instrument or something like that
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A|-----------------|
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A A
The way you shake it, I can't believe
A
I ain't never seen an
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ass like that
A A
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
C
Doing, doing, doing...
A
I don't believe it
A
It's almost too good to be true
A
I ain't never seen an
E|--0--3--5--|
Ass like that
A
The way you move it,
A
you make my pee pee go
C E|--0--3--5--|
Doing, doing, doing
A
The way she moves
A G
She's like a belly dancer
A
She's shaking that ass
A
To that new nelly jam
A
I Think someones at the door
A
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
A
Police saying "freeze"
C E|--0--3--5--|
Doing, doing, doing
A
What do you mean freeze?
A
Please, I'm a human being
A
I have needs
A E|--0--3--5--|
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
A
I am not resisting arrest
A E|--5--3--|
I am agreeing Mr. Officer
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I'm already on my knees
A
I can't get on the ground any further
A
It's impossible for me
A
And do not treat me like a murderer
E|--0--3--5--|
I just like to pee, pee, pee
A
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
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Ring-A-chong, A-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
A
Psych, I joke I joke
A
I kidd, I kidd
A
If I offend I'm sorry
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Please, please forgive
A
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog
A
I am a mere puppet
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I can get away with anything I sing
E|--0--3--5--|
You will love it
[Chorus]
A A
The way you shake it, I can't believe
A
I ain't never seen an
E|--0--3--5--|
ass like that
A A
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
C
Doing, doing, doing...
A
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an
E|--0--3--5--|
Ass like that
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John Wanna Be |
#1 by John at Sep 26, 2007 at 1:12 PM EST |
| so i still dont get it what is this triumph thing all about what was the fight about ? please tell me thanks | |
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Night Wolf Average |
#2 by Night Wolf at Sep 27, 2007 at 1:33 AM EST |
| haha this guy just says shit cuz he can... i like some of the songs on this cd than any other one he has out but theres also alot of stuff that kinda just wasnt up to par for eminem... either way he 's brilliant | |
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Chris Wanna Be |
#3 by Chris H at Sep 27, 2007 at 11:03 AM EST |
| lolthis song is just plain weird but it still rocks! i fink its got sumin to with michael jacckosn! | |
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Clark Lead Player |
#4 by Clark Neal at Sep 27, 2007 at 4:10 PM EST |
| HAHAHA | |
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Matt Average |
#5 by Matt Fraczek at Sep 28, 2007 at 2:19 AM EST |
| i think the first verse is talkin about r kelly, and the rest of the song is about mtv and its exploitation of young women, and the reason you/\/\ know about eminem and triumphs small "fued" was becuz of mtv and its well use of sensationilsm and propaganda, turn off mtv, turn off the tv, close ur eyes and listin | |
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Joseph Average |
#6 by Joseph Ross at Sep 28, 2007 at 7:54 PM EST |
| haha! no one can piss people off and get away with it like eminem! | |
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Angus Rhythm Player |
#7 by Angus Young at Sep 29, 2007 at 5:37 AM EST |
| hahaha, i love this song. its so damn funny | |
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pepper Wanna Be |
#8 by pepper at Sep 29, 2007 at 10:29 PM EST |
| yeah this is an extremly funny song, glad to see no people have actually critised the song... after all it is only a bit of fun! eminem is an extremly talented rapper although Encore just doesnt seem to have the same quality as the first to albums, whilst the eminem show was more thought provoking... encore leaves you wondering just how many drugs has eminem been taking | |
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Your Mom Average |
#9 by Your Mom at Sep 30, 2007 at 6:42 PM EST |
| who submits these flippin lyrics "In that video she sings get out your poles, so" it says "in that video she sings get out you bozo!" y dont they jst luk on the thingy inside the cd all the lyrics are in there!!!!! kik ass song | |
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Average |
#10 by Brian (Add Me!) at Sep 30, 2007 at 7:19 PM EST |
| Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit - Now that Fuckin Funny! I LOVE YOU EMINEM! | |
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Nyle Average |
#11 by Nyle Leddy at Oct 2, 2007 at 3:58 AM EST |
| lol this song rocks. da-doing doing doing. | |
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Tyler Average |
#12 by Tyler Stewart at Oct 2, 2007 at 11:24 AM EST |
| that's a good song...by the way he's dissing Triumph the Insult comic dog because of his song "I keed" | |
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Jimmy Wanna Be |
#13 by Jimmy Withrow at Oct 2, 2007 at 11:55 AM EST |
| ^^^ no, he's making fun of Triumph. if you remember when Triumph went to talk to Marshall, and he pushed him away, and it was this big huge thing. Triumph just pisses Marshall off, as does TRL....sometimes | |
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Mike Average |
#14 by Mike Murphy at Oct 2, 2007 at 6:53 PM EST |
| i love that song! the whole part with mka olsen (i think thier awsome) and hilary duff!!!! haha wow eminem says it like it is. plus the janet jackson part. wow im glad he made the song, it made my day! doing doing doing.... | |
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Konner Rhythm Player |
#15 by Konner Holzwart at Oct 3, 2007 at 3:38 AM EST |
| why does eminem waste his talent on songs like this? | |
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Herold Wanna Be |
#16 by Herold Beddingfield at Oct 3, 2007 at 12:29 PM EST |
| i think its hilarious!!! | |
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StreetwiseProfe Wanna Be |
#17 by StreetwiseProfessor at Oct 3, 2007 at 2:00 PM EST |
| I'm not a Eminem fan, but holy shit I laughed my ass off reading those lyrics! [Dre] What the fuck is wrong with you?! lol. | |
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Erik Average |
#18 by Erik Wyko at Oct 3, 2007 at 10:34 PM EST |
| this song is ok but i agree with mike, he shouldn't be wasting his time on songs like this. | |
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Steven Wanna Be |
#19 by Steven Douglas at Oct 4, 2007 at 3:34 AM EST |
| Deftone-If you have more talent in your shit, then you would be a successful person, and i would know who you are... Also, I agree that he is dissing Triumph, and possibly at the same time, R. Kelly, about the whole peeing thing, but Im not sure. | |
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Jamie Average |
#20 by Jamie Quirk at Oct 4, 2007 at 12:25 PM EST |
| Uh, I think he's dissing Triumph because of how he embarrassed him at that MTV awards show, much more than for his "I Keed" song. | |
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Sam Average |
#21 by Sam at Oct 4, 2007 at 3:09 PM EST |
| omg, this song is hilarious! it makes me laugh every time i hear it :) Vegetaz- i agree with you on the song and on Deftone... | |
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Derek Lead Player |
#22 by Derek O'Kanos at Oct 5, 2007 at 12:13 AM EST |
| This song is kool Mrs.LEverbitch is gay 1 2 3 4 Next | |
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chris Average |
#23 by chris ovari at Oct 5, 2007 at 2:26 AM EST |
| The song is damn hilarious. People take shit too seriously. Doing doing doing. | |
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matt Wanna Be |
#24 by matt jenkinns at Oct 5, 2007 at 9:13 AM EST |
| This song is hilarious | |
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l2aVeN-5 String Wanna Be |
#25 by l2aVeN-5 Stringed Mother F***er at Oct 6, 2007 at 7:07 PM EST |
| i dont think em is making fun of triumph he is more or less compromising with him, em relized the fact that " I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand " and that is true, this song is an encore to i keed, the whole song wut em says is on our minds he is just here to say it, he is complimenting the puppeteer behind triumph bcuz he realized using the puppet would avoid lots of contreersy, that em always finds himself in. and plus this song is sooo f** funny. the arnold ppart cracks me up, who doesnt say "git to d choppa" funny funny stuff | |