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...HUMANS ARE DEAD... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 1 (2007)*


Verse 1:

(Jemaine & Bret):

Am
The distant future,
The distant future,
(Jemaine):
It is the distant future,
The year 2000.
(Bret):
We are robots.
(Jemaine):
The world is very different.
Ever since the Robot uprising,
Of the mid-90s, there is,
No more unhappiness.
(Bret):
Affirmative.
(Jemaine):
We no longer say yes.
Instead we say 'affirmative'.
(Bret):
Yes, affirmative.
(Jemaine):
Unless it's a more,
Colloquial situation,
With a few robo-friends.
There is only one,
Kind of dance; The Robot.
(Bret):
And the Robo-Boogie.
(Jemaine):
Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.

(Jemaine & Bret):

Am (n.c)
Finally, robotic beings,
Rule the world.

Chorus 1:

(Bret):

Am
The humans are dead,
Dm
The humans are dead.
c
We used poisonous gasses,
Dm
And we poisoned their asses.

Am
The humans are dead.
(Jemaine):
That's right they are dead,
Dm
The humans are dead.
(Jemaine):
They look like they're dead.
c
It had to be done,
(Jemaine):
I'll just confirm,
That they're dead...
Dm
So that we could have fun.
(Jemaine):

(n.c)
Af-firmative.
I poked one. It was dead.

Bridge 1:

Dm
Can't we just,
Talk to the humans?
F
A little understanding,
Em
Could make things better.
Dm
Can't we talk to the humans,
E7
And work to-gether now?
No, because they are dead.

Binary Solo:

(Bret):

Am (n.c)
0000001,
Dm (n.c)
00000011,
c (n.c)
0000001,
Dm (n.c)
00000011.

Am
0000001,
Dm
0000001,
c
000000111,

(Jemaine):

Dm (n.c)
Come on sucker,
Lick my battery.

Coda:

Am
Boogie,
Dm
Boogie,
(Robo Boogie),
c
Boogie,
Dm
Robo Boogie.
Am (n.c)
(The humans are dead).

(n.c)
Once again without emotion;
The humans are dead dead,
Dead dead dead dead dead dooo...


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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Am      Dm      c       F       Em      E7

EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
x02210  xx0231  x32010  133211  022000  020100
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_             __   __   |  __|  __    __
| |   _   _   |  \ /  |  | |__   \ \  / /
_____   | |  | | | |  |       |  |__  |   \ \/ /
|  ___|  | |  | | | |  | |\_/| |   __| |    \  /
| |= =   | |  | |_| |  | | = | |  |____|     | |
| |      | |  |_____|  | |   | |   = = =     | |
| |___   | |   = = =   | |   | |             | |
|_____|  | |           |_|   |_|             | |
= = =   | |_____       =     =    Tabbed by |_|
|_______|  Joel from cLuMsY, 2008    =
= = = =      (clumsyband@hotmail.com)