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Song: Detachable Penis
Artist: King Missile
Tuning: Standard
Tabbed By: oOSarahOo
I had nothing better to do then tab this so here it is =)
Just repeat this through the whole song. Pretty exciting...
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-------------|
A|--11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-------------|
E|--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9---3-3-3-3--7-7-7-7-------------|

Source: http://www.guitarmasta.net/k/king_missile/353416.html

Tab Discussion, Comments, and Critiques
 
 
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can
Wanna Be
#1 by can sahin at Sep 30, 2007 at 6:22 AM EST
well wyluda. um in ways i gues you can be right. but what about when he says "I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes" explain that. and dont say shes on drugs or somethng. cuz thats just stupid. this song is great. its Self explainatory, and yeah good song.
 
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GRIM
Professional
#2 by GRIM at Sep 30, 2007 at 3:14 PM EST
I can relate to this song so much
 
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#3 by nirvana at Sep 30, 2007 at 8:31 PM EST
meet les claypool, the singer of primus
 
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Dudevill
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#4 by Dudevill at Oct 1, 2007 at 2:52 AM EST
wow, wyluda, you might just be right, but i like the simple version where its about a penis that you can take on and off =)
 
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The other James
Wanna Be
#5 by The other James Molina at Oct 1, 2007 at 4:06 PM EST
I say it's one of the funniest songs of the 1990's...and it almost brought King Missile into the manistream, which may not be such a bad thing.
 
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Dale :D
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#6 by Dale :D O' Mondo Of DOOM!!! at Oct 2, 2007 at 8:41 AM EST
I LOVE this song!! "Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis." is the best line, the funniest too!!
 
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Tyler
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#7 by Tyler Hutchison at Oct 2, 2007 at 9:19 AM EST
cd's are so cool though, with the little booklet inside. anyway, this song is classic. there's nothing like it.
 
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Oliver
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#8 by Oliver Taylor at Oct 2, 2007 at 11:17 PM EST
I HAVE THIS SONG AND IT IS THE BEST IT IS SO FUNNY! THE LYRIC ARE THE BEST!
 
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Flappy
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#9 by Flappy Bob at Oct 3, 2007 at 7:33 PM EST
i think that's the entire point of this song. to be stupid. i think it's really funny actually. i like the constant "detachable penis" chorus in the background.
 
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Garland
Rhythm Player
#10 by Garland Cross at Oct 4, 2007 at 12:09 PM EST
shakespeare would probably have written something similar if he had lived just a little bit longer...
 
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Matt
Rhythm Player
#11 by Matt at Oct 5, 2007 at 2:01 PM EST
Les Claypool wrote this and gave it to KM.
 
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Rich
Average
#12 by Rich Frazer at Oct 6, 2007 at 3:09 PM EST
Okay, well u got it wrong. The penis in this song represents his girlfriend, she is also a prostitute. So she and him were out one night, he got hung over, and when he awoke she was no where to be found. He can't find her, so he calls everyone, goes back to the bar to see if she left with anyone. He can't find her. Finnaly by the end of the song he finds her. Makes her shower before he will touch her again. And the idea of getting it attached is the idea of marrage, and he is just not ready for that step yet, He likes the advantages of haveing non periminate relationships
 
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Aaron
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#13 by Aaron Doyle at Oct 7, 2007 at 2:18 AM EST
yo,jovew,what's with the www's?
 
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Lucas
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#14 by Lucas Lawrey at Oct 8, 2007 at 7:25 AM EST
I LOVE this song!! "Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis." is the best line, the funniest too!!
 
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metalis4ever
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#15 by metalis4ever at Oct 8, 2007 at 11:14 AM EST
you know, listening to a bunch of his other songs, i really can't see that as being the 'real meaning' behind this one. it's just a bit of fun; over-analyzation always kills things.
 
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Aaron
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#16 by Aaron Smith at Oct 9, 2007 at 5:26 AM EST
Kids if this ever happens to you i would call the hospital its just not right....unless you want to be a girl then its ok...BUT FUCKING SERIOUSLY I KNOW THIS MY SECOND MESSAGE BUT THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Dunnie
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#17 by Dunnie at Oct 9, 2007 at 9:06 AM EST
CDs can be ripped
 
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Flash
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#18 by Flash Jaxon at Oct 10, 2007 at 12:37 AM EST
I just heard this song for the fisrst time last night. I was in the car with my dad. And as the first chord played my dad was like DETACHABLE PENIS! He said oh I own this cd. Of course I was like WTF! Then my dad proceded by singing along with this song. Ah memories. Well I downloaded the song now I listen to it all the time because its sooo weird!
 
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Beaver
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#19 by Beaver Butt at Oct 11, 2007 at 10:13 AM EST
Really? I always see it listed as Primus, even though it's obviously not. Either way...I love this song. It's damn funny.
 
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Tony
Wanna Be
#20 by Tony Danza at Oct 12, 2007 at 9:03 PM EST
this song is hilarious! funniest line--''So I told them if it pops up to let me know''
 
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ryan
Lead Player
#21 by ryan harney at Oct 14, 2007 at 9:28 AM EST
perhaps to put on an iPOD or something? mp3's are just a hell of a lot handier these days than hauling around a cd case.
 
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Jason
Rhythm Player
#22 by Jason ...... at Oct 14, 2007 at 2:05 PM EST
Overanalysis or not, Wyluda's interpretation is pretty impressive. Oh, and BreFace, the possibility of "medicine cabinet" = drug habit is by no means farfetched. You would not have thought about yourself if it had not been so self evident.
 
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Dudey
Average
#23 by Dudey at Oct 15, 2007 at 5:47 AM EST
this song is the FUNNIEST. hehehe
 
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Vinnie
Rhythm Player
#24 by Vinnie Valium at Oct 16, 2007 at 5:22 PM EST
that was STUPID
 
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Jason
Rhythm Player
#25 by Jason ...... at Oct 17, 2007 at 5:55 AM EST
why would you download the song if your dad owns the CD? where's the logic in that?
 
 

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