Artist:Liam Lynch
Song:United States Of Whatever
Website: www.globalwarmingrecords.com
Tabbed By:Michael Downie
Standard tuning;
use a neck pickup, no tone, thick distortion with no treble and lots of bass
main riff
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E-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-5-
chorus
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Lyrics:
Whatever!
So I went down to the beach to see Kiki
and she was all like eugh!
and I was like
Whatever
So this chick comes up and says
"hey aren't you that guy that"
yeah Whatever
So later I'm, i'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like
"Ahhh" and I'm like
Whatever
Cos this is my United States of Whatever (X3)
And then it's 3am and I'm on the corner wearing my leathers
this guy comes up and he's like "Hey punk"
I'm like, Yeah, Whatever
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer Leroy comes up and he's like
"Hey I thought I told you to"
I'm Like,Yeah Whatever
Then up comes Zafron I'm like "Yo Zafron whats up?"
He's Like "notin" I'm like "That's cool"
Cos this is my United States of Whatever (X2)
Tab Discussion, Comments, and Critiques
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Josh Average |
#1 by Josh Sanchez at Sep 28, 2007 at 1:55 PM EST |
| funniest song... about totally nothing, but still good :) | |
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wrath Average |
#2 by wrath child at Sep 29, 2007 at 7:23 AM EST |
| i second mojo in sayinf wtf is 'zafron' ? i love this song, i just stumbled on it one day and after one listen i was in love | |
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DemolitionLover Wanna Be |
#3 by DemolitionLover ^^v^^ at Oct 1, 2007 at 1:23 AM EST |
| Again, who the fuck is Zafron? | |
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Kyle Average |
#4 by Kyle Lester at Oct 2, 2007 at 12:27 PM EST |
| this song is one of my favorites. The page for liam lynck sucks it should have more lyrics added to it. | |
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Jimmy Lead Player |
#5 by Jimmy Chezz at Oct 2, 2007 at 3:26 PM EST |
| pissa of a song! haha, cheers to liam lynch.... still a one hit wonder however, ha ha | |
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by fires light Rhythm Player |
#6 by by fires light she cried at Oct 2, 2007 at 3:43 PM EST |
| Woah, the Zafron guy looks like a freak. | |
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anthony Average |
#7 by anthony clark at Oct 3, 2007 at 12:21 PM EST |
| ZAFRON ROKS HE LOOKS COOL | |
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Beaver Average |
#8 by Beaver Butt at Oct 3, 2007 at 12:35 PM EST |
| Proud to be a citizen of UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER | |
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isaac Average |
#9 by isaac fritsch at Oct 4, 2007 at 6:49 AM EST |
| its fun! great song. | |
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The Mexican Who Average |
#10 by The Mexican Who's Living Under Satan's Wing at Oct 4, 2007 at 9:09 AM EST |
| The song is sort of a spinoff of the Sifl and Olly show from MTV. The Wikipedia entry for Sifl and Olly has this to say: Olly (voiced by Liam Lynch) originally performed the song in response to Sifl bringing several of Olly's ex-girlfriends to the show so they could make fun of him. Zafo, meanwhile, is as a rock musician idolized by Sifl and Olly, who speaks in electric guitar distortions. | |
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dalton Average |
#11 by dalton hoffman at Oct 4, 2007 at 8:16 PM EST |
| its a fun song.... im sure it took a very limited amount of imagination to come up with though... im surprised someone else didnt think of it first | |
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NIK Average |
#12 by NIK blaszczyszyn at Oct 5, 2007 at 2:16 PM EST |
| Hilarious...The song is "...about totally nothing". You can't buy irony like that. Mission accomplished, Liam. USA! USA! | |
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Steil Wanna Be |
#13 by Steil Lionhart at Oct 6, 2007 at 6:52 AM EST |
| Best One Hit Wonder of the Decade, yet! | |
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Gladis Wanna Be |
#14 by Gladis McHumphry at Oct 7, 2007 at 12:23 AM EST |
| Totally 100% random and very amusing. Rock on retarded Harry Potter! | |
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everett Wanna Be |
#15 by everett at Oct 7, 2007 at 7:36 PM EST |
| This song makes me giggle. | |
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Freddy Badass |
#16 by Freddy Timmons at Oct 8, 2007 at 9:23 PM EST |
| Yeah, he is cool, but who the fuck is he. For hacker791-> I think that Liam has one album released. The album is called Fake Songs | |
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Gabe Average |
#17 by Gabe Hawkins at Oct 8, 2007 at 9:39 PM EST |
| Weird little video and a weird little dude in the video i only looked up the lyrics for the last verse cos fuck is it fast and yer i agree he can just pull off that dance in the scarf but its still dorky so i like it i wonder if while he was filming the video he was in the middle of the dance and he trips over the scarf lol XD i still have to say great video and the only one of his i like for one thats the only one i've heard because they dont show any others on "Kerrang!" lol | |
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HammerOffFreak Professional |
#18 by HammerOffFreak at Oct 11, 2007 at 12:13 PM EST |
| Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco both made some crescent songs on the Sifl and Olly show, along with United States of Whatever. And it's Zafo, not Zafron or Zafwa. If you go to the official site, they say so. Sorry guys, I'm a sockhead. :P Generally, Liam and Matt's songs make NO sense, as they were each made in about 30 minutes. BRING BACK THE SOCKS! LIAM LYNCH IS GOD!! | |
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Sarah McKagan Musical Genius |
#19 by Sarah McKagan (AKA - Lady Rock 'n' Roll) at Oct 13, 2007 at 1:21 AM EST |
| Great song...it makes me smile. :D | |
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bogex Rhythm Player |
#20 by bogex luna at Oct 13, 2007 at 10:03 AM EST |
| LOL!!! funny song. Funny video too. | |
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Squats Average |
#21 by Squats at Oct 15, 2007 at 2:39 AM EST |
| howw many songs does liam lynch have? | |
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Toby Musical Thunder |
#22 by Toby at Oct 15, 2007 at 12:56 PM EST |
| the bespectacled one has acheived history with the most randm song an vid ever? tis so funny- i no people just like him (liam lynch) god bless them.. hahahahaha.... an the little "dance" in the scarf... comin soon to a dancefloor near you WITH MATCHING SCARF!!!!! (i bloody hope NOT- leave it to liam, he gets away with it...just.) xxx | |
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Patrick Wanna Be |
#23 by Patrick Wade at Oct 15, 2007 at 2:45 PM EST |
| Proud to be a citizen of U | |
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Eric Average |
#24 by Eric Phillips at Oct 16, 2007 at 8:39 PM EST |
| LIAM LYNCH IS GOD In the video when he has the scarf, he looks exactly like a retarded Harry Potter. And it's Zafwa, not Zafron. | |
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Prince Alex Lead Player |
#25 by Prince Alex at Oct 17, 2007 at 10:11 PM EST |
| Whatever I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was all like, "ehhhh" And I'm, like, "whatever!" Whatever Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like, "hey, aren't you that dude?" And I'm like, "yeah, whatever!" So later I'm, I'm at the pool hall And this girl comes up And she's all like, "awww" And I'm like, "yeah, whatever!" 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! And then it's three A.M. I'm on the corner, wearing my leather. This dude comes up and he's like, "hey, punk!" I'm like, "yeah, whatever!" Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leroy comes up and he's like, "hey, I thought I told you..." And I'm like, "yeah, whatever!" And then up comes Zafo I'm like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?" He's like, "nothin'" And I'm, like, "that's cool." Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! | |
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