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Lily Allen Alfie Chords Guitar Tab

C              G
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, oh deary me,
C
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
G
I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
C
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see him cos his room is so smokey,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

Chorus
F C
Oh I only say it cos I care,
G C
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
F C
Now, now there's no need to swear,
G C
Please don't despair my dear, Mon frere.

Oh Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse, Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,
I'm feeling guiltier yeah for leading you astray.
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay in playing your computer games?

Chorus

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

Chorus

Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Mon frere

Source: http://www.guitarmasta.net/l/lily_allen/367997.html

Tab Discussion, Comments, and Critiques
 
 
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camilo
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#1 by camilo velasquez at Sep 27, 2007 at 12:50 PM EST
i fucking LOVE this song! lily allen kicks so much arse.... and so does this song. and the video is amazing, too! anyways, the song is about....well, basically it pretty much explains it's self...so yeah.
 
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Angus
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#2 by Angus Young at Sep 27, 2007 at 7:03 PM EST
HAHAHAHAHAHA. has anyone seen the video? her lil brother is a puppet. "lol?" and his room is fair small. like i mean miniture. hahah one of my favourite songs on the album! its really cute. somehow it reminds me of lullabies. maybe its the tune i think. Or something from Hi-5 or wiggles. lol.
 
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Faiz
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#3 by Faiz fender at Sep 27, 2007 at 10:21 PM EST
this song is 1 of my favs of hers, very fuckingcool
 
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Sarah McKagan
Musical Genius
#4 by Sarah McKagan (AKA - Lady Rock 'n' Roll) at Sep 28, 2007 at 3:54 AM EST
I like this song so much!! It's sampled Sandie Shaw - Puppet On A String and is so quirky and funny!
 
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albert
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#5 by albert casualtie at Sep 29, 2007 at 7:22 PM EST
its about how she did drugs then got her brother into them but now she got out of that mess and she feels guilty that he still does it becos of her - i love the beat of this song
 
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camilo
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#6 by camilo velasquez at Sep 30, 2007 at 3:16 PM EST
honestly if you dont know what this song means then you are a fucking idiot...i mean there arent any para phrases or wutever...it soo fucking straight forward so really if you dont know what it is talking about then you are mentally challenged...sorry but its the truth.
 
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*evan*
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#7 by *evan* at Oct 2, 2007 at 5:11 AM EST
Pretty self explanatory song :) Sooo brilliant!
 
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julius
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#8 by julius vaisanen at Oct 3, 2007 at 9:40 AM EST
dont know what to think about those lyrics....hope this is not based on her real brother. the music reminds me of german "volksmusik" which makes it sound very funny. but this might just be me...
 
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Matt
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#9 by Matt Miller at Oct 6, 2007 at 10:53 AM EST
haha i loove this song. her brother is a puppet.. haha i love this video.. it makes a good point that she is trying to help him straighten out his life bc she feels guilty for getting him into drugs..
 
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pat
Wanna Be
#10 by pat smear at Oct 6, 2007 at 6:32 PM EST
i wish my brother was as cool as hers. n thats saying something.
 
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SOCIETY DWELLIN
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#11 by SOCIETY DWELLIN MOTHER FUCKER! at Oct 8, 2007 at 8:48 PM EST
BEST SONG MAYBE IN THE WHOLE WORLD... I love Lily Allen! She's really different from every other pop singer out there, she's got her very own sound that's completely different. And all her tunes are hilarious, sort of a bouncy pop that makes the song a little sarcastic. It's soooo much better than all the songs out there now, which is usually just emo whining, concieted hiphoppy pop, extreme screaming, or gross rap. LILY ALLEN IS MY NEW FAVORITE.
 
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Harry
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#12 by Harry Johnson at Oct 9, 2007 at 4:42 PM EST
That's sad! I'd be lying if I said I knew how that felt. I love her, but I can't fucking stand this song. Definitely not her best.
 
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Stephen
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#13 by Stephen Weber at Oct 9, 2007 at 11:31 PM EST
doesn't really take a genius to figure out what she's talking about, but it's a cute song. i like.
 
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Dale :D
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#14 by Dale :D O' Mondo Of DOOM!!! at Oct 10, 2007 at 3:06 AM EST
two words- LOVE IT!!!
 
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ben
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#15 by ben Tee at Oct 10, 2007 at 11:15 AM EST
"Mon frere" is French for "my friend". I love the sound of this song but the message is weak.
 
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Ace
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#16 by Ace Of Spades at Oct 11, 2007 at 6:25 AM EST
I thinks it's like an open letter to her little bro giving advice and trying to point him in the right direction. I love this song, so upbeat and so catchy but with a meaning behind it. I love the line "Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat" how many times have i heard that from my big sis!!! Great song.
 
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cody
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#17 by cody watts at Oct 11, 2007 at 9:08 AM EST
this song is hillarious. it is quite self explanatory... haha, it sounds like a little kids song, its great!
 
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justin
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#18 by justin tompkins at Oct 11, 2007 at 11:37 AM EST
I love this song but what's "mon frere"
 
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Alex
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#19 by Alex Zaphiropoulos at Oct 11, 2007 at 11:47 AM EST
it is based on her real brother who, evidently, is quite the little stoner lol love this song love her sorted
 
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blake
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#20 by blake pratt at Oct 12, 2007 at 6:57 PM EST
Ah, yes, quite right. It's been a few years since I'd had a class over French, and it obviously didn't sink in well. I came back to the page to correct myself before someone else did... way to late... =P
 
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James
Wanna Be
#21 by James Makowiecki at Oct 13, 2007 at 9:32 PM EST
Oh so happy and boppy and.. well good xD very self explainitory too I only got it cause my sister requested it xDDD But ohwell
 
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batman
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#22 by batman chum at Oct 16, 2007 at 9:19 AM EST
Haha come on, pretty self explanatory.. Awesome tune to it.. I really should get out of this room I guess. Thanks Lily, you've given me a whole new outlook.
 
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The Penguins Tr
Professional Badass
#23 by The Penguins Tried To Kill Me The Other Day at Oct 16, 2007 at 11:18 PM EST
Truthiness, "mon frere" is French for "my BROTHER". "My friend" would be "mon ami".
 
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żJosh
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#24 by żJosh Kirkpatrick? at Oct 17, 2007 at 12:42 PM EST
I LUV THE MUZIC VYDEO! WHA WHA?! I LUV BEENIE BABIES TUO. FUN FUN FUN.
 
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terry
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#25 by terry terry watts at Oct 17, 2007 at 7:03 PM EST
shes talking bout her little brother who smokes weed all day and shes just trying to be the big sister and shes trying to say that what he is doing is wrong
 
 

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