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Metallica Leper Messiah Guitar Tab


Leper Messiah Bass Tab
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LEPER MESSIAH
As recorded by Metallica
(From the 1986 Album MASTER OF PUPPETS)

Tabbed by: 0s0o0a0d0

Gtr I (E A D G B E) - 'Hetfield'
Gtr II (E A D G B E) - 'Hammett'

Intro
Moderate Rock Q=136

Gtrs I, II

|-------------|--------------|--------------|-------------|---------------|
|-------------|--------------|--------------|-------------|---------------|
|-------------|--------------|--------------|-------------|---------------|
|-------------|-5------5--7--|-(7)----------|-5------5----|-(5)-----------|
|-------------|-5------5--7--|-(7)----------|-5------5----|-(5)-----------|
|---------0-0-|-3--0-0-3--5--|-(5)------0-0-|-3--0-0-3----|-(3)------0-0--|


3/4

|--------------|--------------|---------------|---------------||
|--------------|--------------|---------------|---------------||
|--------------|--------------|---------------|---------------||
|-5------5--3--|-(3)----------|-5------7------|---------------||
|-5------5--3--|-(3)----------|-5------7------|-----2---------||
|-3--0-0-3--1--|-(1)------0-0-|-3--0-0-5--0-0-|-5-3---5-3-2-1-||

4/4

||----------------|----------------|---------------|-------------------||
||o---------------|----------------|---------------|------------------o||
||----------------|----------------|---------------|-------------------||
||----------------|----------------|---------------|-------------------||
||o-2--4-----3-4--|-4---4---4-5-4--|-2--4-----3-4--|-4---4---4-5-4-4--o||
||--0--2---2---2--|-2---2---2-3-2--|-0--2-0-2---2--|-2---2---2-3-2-2---||


|----------|------------|------------|
|----------|------------|------------|
|----------|------------|------------|
|-2--------|-(2)--------|-(2)--------|
|-2--------|-(2)--------|-(2)--------|
|-0--------|-(0)--------|-(0)--------|


|------------|-----------------|-------------|
|------------|-----------------|-------------|
|------------|-----------------|-------------|
|-(2)--------|-(2)-------------|-------------|
|-(2)--------|-(2)--2-2----2-2-|----2-2------|
|-(0)--------|-(0)--0-0----0-0-|----0-0------|


||----------------|--------------||---------------|---------------------|
||o---------------|-------------o||---------------|---------------------|
||----------------|--------------||---------------|------------2--5-----|
||----------------|--------------||---------------|-3-2-5------2--5-----|
||o----2-2----2-2-|----2-2------o||----2-2----2-2-|-3-2-5--3-2-0--3-----|
||-----0-0----0-0-|----0-0-------||----0-0----0-0-|-1-0-3--1-0----------|


4/4

|-------------------|----------------------|
|-------------------|----------------------|
|-------------------|----------------------|
|-3/2------3/2------|-3/2--------3/2--3-5--|
|-3/2------3/2------|-3/2--------3/2--3-5--|
|------0-0------0-0-|------0-0-0------1-3--|


|-------------------|----------------||
|-------------------|----------------||
|-------------------|------------2---||
|-2/2------3/2------|-----5------2---||
|-3/2------3/2------|-----5------0---||
|------0-0------0-0-|-1-0-3--1-0-----||


||--------------------|----------------------|
||o-------------------|----------------------|
||--------------------|----------------------|
||--3/2------3/2------|-3/2--------3/2--3-5--|
||o-3/2------3/2------|-3/2--------3/2--3-5--|
||-------0-0------0-0-|------0-0-0------1-3--|


|-------------------|--------------------|
|-------------------|--------------------|
|-------------------|--------------------|
|-------------------|--------------------|
|-5/4------5/4------|-5/4------5/4--4/5--|
|-3/2--2-2-3/2--2-2-|-3/2--2-2-3/2--2/3--|
end Rhy Fig 1-|

Rhy Fig 1 x3



|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------||
|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------||
|------8----|-7----6----|------8----|-7----6----||
|-2----8----|-7----6----|-2----8----|-7----6----||
|-2----6----|-5----4----|-2----6----|-5----4----||
|-0---------|-----------|-0---------|-----------||


Chorus

|-----------------|-------------------|-----------------|-------------------|
|-----------------|-------------------|-----------------|-------------------|
|-----------------|-------------------|-----------------|-------------------|
|-9------9/8------|-8-7------7-6------|-9------9/8------|-8/7------7-6------|
|-7------7/6------|-6-5------5-4------|-7------7/6------|-6/5------5-4------|
|-7--0-0-7/6--0-0-|-6-5--0-0-5-4--0-0-|-7--0-0-7/6--0-0-|-6/5--0-0-5-4--0-0-|


|---------------------|-----------------------|
|---------------------|-----------------------|
|-9--------9/8--------|-8-7--------7-6--------|
|-9--------9/8--------|-8-7--------7-6--------|
|-7--------7/6--------|-6-5--------5-4--------|
|-7--0-0-0-7/6--0-0-0-|-6-5--0-0-0-5-4--0-0-0-|



|-------------------------|---------------------------|
|-------------------------|---------------------------|
|-------------------------|---------------------------|
|-9----------9/8----------|-8/7----------7-6----------|
|-7----------7/6----------|-6/5----------5-4----------|
|-7--0-0-0-0-7/6--0-0-0-0-|-6/5--0-0-0-0-5-4--0-0-0-0-|



|---------------------------|---------------------------|
|---------------------------|---------------------------|
|---------------------------|---------------------------|
|---------------------------|---------------------------|
|-6-5----------6/5----------|-6-5----------6/5----------|
|-4-3--3-3-3-3-4/3--3-3-3-3-|-4-3--3-3-3-3-4/3--3-3-3-3-|



|---------------|-----------------|
|---------------|-----------------|
|---------------|-----------------|
|---------------|-----------------|
|-2--4-----3-4--|-4---4---4-5-4---|
|-0--2---2---2--|-2---2---2-3-2---|


5/4

|---------------|-----------------|---------------|--------------------|
|---------------|-----------------|---------------|--------------------|
|---------------|-----------------|---------------|--------------------|
|---------------|-----------------|---------------|--------------------|
|-2--4-----3-4--|-----4---4-5-4-4-|-2--4-----3-4--|-4---4---4-5-4------|
|-0--2-0-2---2--|-2---2---2-3-2-2-|-0--2---2---2--|-2---2---2-3-2--0-0-|


4/4 3/4 4/4

|---------------|----------------||---------------|-------------------||
|---------------|---------------o||---------------|-------------------||
|--------2------|----------------||---------------|-------------------||
|-5------2------|----------------||-2-------------|-2--------2--------||
|-5--2-2-0--2-2-|-----2---------o||-2-------------|-2--------2--------||
|-3--0-0----0-0-|-5-3---5-3-2-1--||-0-------3-2-1-|-0--3-2-1-0--3-2-1-||


Interlude
Faster Q=184
Gtr II

|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|---4-0--------|-----4-0--------|---4-0--------|-----4---5---4-5-|
|-2-----4-2----|--2------4-2----|-2-----4-3----|-7-5---7---7-----|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|


|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|---------2-------|
|-2------------|-(2)------------|-3------------|-5-------0-------|
|-0------------|-(0)------------|-1------------|-3---------------|


|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|---4-0--------|-----4-0--------|---4-4-3-2----|-----4---5---4-5-|
|-2-----4-2----|--2------4-2----|-2------------|-7-5---7---7-----|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|


|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|----------------|--------------|---------4-------|
|--------------|----------------|-7------------|-2-------4-------|
|-2------------|-(2)------------|-5------------|-0-------2-------|
|-0------------|-(0)------------|--------------|-----------------|



|--------------|--------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|-----------------|
|---4-0--------|---4-0--------|---4-0--------|-----4---5---4-5-|
|-2-----4-2----|-2-----4-2----|-2-----4-3----|-7-5---7---7-----|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|-----------------|



|--------------|--------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|-----------------|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|---------2-------|
|-2------------|-2-2----------|-3------------|-5-------0-------|
|-0------------|-0-0----------|-1------------|-3---------------|



|--------------|--------------|--------------|----------------------|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|----------------------|
|---4-0--------|---4-0--------|---4-4-3-2----|----------------------|
|-2-----4-2----|-2-----4-2----|-2------------|-2-2--2---4-4-4--4----|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|-0-0--0---2-2-2--2----|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|----------------------|



|--------------|--------------|--------------|----------------------|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|----------------------|
|--------------|--------------|--------------|----------------------|
|--------------|--------------|-7------------|-2-2--2---4-4-4--4----|
|-2------------|-2-2----------|-5------------|-0-0--0---2-2-2--2----|
|-0------------|-0-0----------|--------------|----------------------|


Bridge
Gtrs I, II


||------------------------|-----------------------|
||o-----------------------|-----------------------|
||------------------------|-----------------------|
||----------2----------2--|---------2----------2--|
||o---------2----------2--|---------2----------2--|
||--0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--|



|-----------------------|-------------------------|
|-----------------------|-------------------------|
|-----------------------|-------------------------|
|---------3----------3--|---------5----------7----|
|---------3----------3--|---------5----------7----|
|-1-1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1-1--|-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5----|



|-----------------------|-----------------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------------|
|---------2----------2--|---------2----------2--|
|---------2----------2--|---------2----------2--|
|-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--|



|-----------------------|----------------------||
|-----------------------|---------------------o||
|---------7----------7--|----------------------||
|---------7----------7--|-2-2--2---4-4-4--4----||
|-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5--|-0-0--0---2-2-2--2---o||
|-----------------------|----------------------||


Guitar Solo
Gtr II
|--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--|
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|-19p15----------15-19p15----------15-|-19p15----------15-19p15----------15-|
|-------17----17----------17----17----|-------17----17----------17----17----|
|----------16----------------16-------|----------16----------------16-------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|


|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|--2-----2--2-----2--2-----2--2-----2-|--2-----2--2-----2--2-----2--2-----2-|
|--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0-|--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0-|
|-Rhy Fig 2

|--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--|
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|-20p17----------17-20p17----------17-|-22p19----------19-22p19----------19----|
|-------18----15----------18----18----|-------20----20----------20----20-------|
|----------17----------------17-------|----------19----------------19----------|
|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|


|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|--------------------2-----2--2-----2----|
|--3-----3--3-----3--3-----3--3-----3-|--5-----5--5-----5--0-----0--0-----0----|
|--1-----1--1-----1--1-----1--1-----1-|--3-----3--3-----3----------------------|


|--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--|
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|-19p15----------15-19p15----------15-|-19p15----------15-19p15----------15-|
|-------17----17----------17----17----|-------17----17----------17----17----|
|----------16----------------16-------|----------16----------------16-------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|


|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|--2-----2--2-----2--2-----2--2-----2-|--2-----2--2-----2--2-----2--2-----2-|
|--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0-|--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0-|


S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
|-22-20-19---17-21-19-17------19-16---------17------------|
|--------------------------20-------20---19----20-19---17-|
|---------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------|


|---------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-------7-----7-------7-----7-------7-----7-------7----|
|--5-------5-----5-------5-----5-------5-----5-------5----|
|---------------------------------------------------------|


S S S S S S S S S E. +S S S S
|---------------------------------------------------|
|-20-19--17----19-17-15-14---17p15--(15)-13-12-15---|
|-----------19--------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------|


|---------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------|
|--2--2---------2--------4-4--4-------4-------------|
|--0--0---------0--------2-2--2-------2-------------|
|---------------------------------------------------|
end Rhy Fig 2-|

w/Rhy Fig 2

|--3--|
E +E E +E E E E E E
|------------------------------------------------|
|-15b17==(17)r---15b17==(17)r---15s12----12-15---|
|-------------------------------------14---------|
|------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------|


~~~~~~~~~~~~
E Q +E E +E S S S S
|----------------------------------------------------|
|-12-15b17======(17)r---15b17==(17)r---15p12------12-|
|--------------------------------------------13------|
|----------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------|



E S S S S S S S S E E E E Q. +Q Q
|-15-15p==12----------------------------------|--------------------------(7)/---|
|------------15p12------12-15p12--------------|----15-----------(15)-----------|
|------------------14------------14---12------|-12-14b16========(16)r----------|
|----------------------------------------14---|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------|---------------------------------|



S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
|-19p15------15-19p15-17p==15----15-19p==15-17p15------15-|
|-------17--------------------17------------------17------|
|---------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------|


S S E S S S S E S S S E.
|-19p15------19p15-17p==15----19p==15-17p15----|
|-------17-----------------15------------------|
|----------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------|


~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|--3--|
Q +Q E +E E E E E Q +E Q +Q
|-20b22====(22)r---20b22==(22)r---19p17----|-17----22b24====(24)r-----22b24===(24)r----|
|-20b22====(22)r------------------------19-|-------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------|



Faster Q=184
Gtr II

||------------------|-------------------|-----------------|------------------|
||o-----------------|-------------------|-----------------|------------------|
||----4-0-----------|-----4-0-----------|---4-0-----2-0---|-----4---5---4-5--|
||--2-----4-2-5-4-2-|--2------4-2-5-4-2-|-2-----4-3-----3-|-7-5---7---7------|
||o-----------------|-------------------|-----------------|------------------|
||------------------|-------------------|-----------------|------------------|


||------------------|-------------------|-----------------|------------------|
||o-----------------|-------------------|-----------------|------------------|
||------------------|-------------------|-----------------|------------------|
||------------------|-------------------|-----------------|---------2--------|
||o-2---------------|-(2)---------------|-3---------------|-5-------0--------|
||--0---------------|-(0)---------------|-1---------------|-3----------------|



|-----------------|-------------------|
|-----------------|-------------------|
|---4-0-----------|-----4-0-----------|
|-2-----4-2-5-4-2-|--2------4-2-5-4-2-|
|-----------------|-------------------|
|-----------------|-------------------|


|-----------------|-------------------|
|-----------------|-------------------|
|-----------------|-------------------|
|-----------------|-------------------|
|-2---------------|-(2)---------------|
|-0---------------|-(0)---------------|



|-----------------|-----------------------||
|-----------------|----------------------o||
|---4-4-3-2-4-3-2-|-----------------------||
|-2---------------|-2-2--2---4-4-4--4-----||
|-----------------|-0-0--0---2-2-2--2----o||
|-----------------|-----------------------||


|-----------------|-----------------------||
|-----------------|----------------------o||
|-----------------|-----------------------||
|-7---------------|-2-2--2---4-4-4--4-----||
|-5---------------|-0-0--0---2-2-2--2----o||
|-----------------|-----------------------||


Gtrs I, II

|-------------------------|-------------------------|
|-------------------------|-------------------------|
|-------------------------|-------------------------|
|-------------------------|-------------------------|
|-------------------------|-------------------------|
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|



|-------------------------|----------------------------||
|-------------------------|----------------------------||
|-------------------------|----------------------------||
|-------------------------|----------------------------||
|-------------------------|----------------------------||
|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1----||


H
|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------||
|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------||
|------8----|-7----6----|------8----|-7----6----||
|-2----8----|-7----6----|-2----8----|-7----6----||
|-2----6----|-5----4----|-2----6----|-5----4----||
|-0---------|-----------|-0---------|-----------||



|-----------------------|-----------------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------------|
|---------2----------2--|---------2----------2--|
|---------2----------2--|---------2----------2--|
|-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--|



|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------||
|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------||
|------8----|-7----6----|------8----|-7----6----||
|-9----8----|-7----6----|-9----8----|-7----6----||
|-7----6----|-5----4----|-7----6----|-5----4----||
|-0---------|-----------|-0---------|-----------||


|-----------------------|-----------------------||---------------------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------------||o--------------------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------------||---------------------------|
|---------5----------5--|---------5----------5--||---------------------------|
|---------5----------5--|---------5----------5--||o-7-----------6------------|
|-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3--|-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3--||----0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0--|


|--------------------------||-------------------------|
|-------------------------o||-------------------------|
|--------------------------||-------------------------|
|--------------------------||-5-----------5-----------|
|-5-----------4-----------o||-5-----------5-----------|
|---0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0--||-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|



|-------------------------|-----------|
|-------------------------|-----------|
|-------------------------|-----------|
|-5-----------5-----------|-5----5----|
|-5-----------5-----------|-5----5----|
|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3----3----|


Q=136

|-----------|----------|------------|------------|--------||
|-----------|----------|------------|------------|--------||
|-----------|----------|------------|------------|--------||
|-5----5----|-5--------|-(5)--------|-(5)--------|-(5)----||
|-5----5----|-5--------|-(5)--------|-(5)--------|-(5)----||
|-3----3----|-3--------|-(3)--------|-(3)--------|-(3)----||





|-------------------|---------------|
|-------------------|---------------|
|-------------------|---------------|
|-------------------|---------------|
|---------2---------|-2--4-----3-4--|
|-3-2-5-3---5-3-2-1-|-0--2---2---2--|



|----------------|---------------|-------------------|
|----------------|---------------|-------------------|
|----------------|---------------|-------------------|
|----------------|---------------|-------------------|
|-4---4---4-5-4--|-2--4-----3-4--|-4---4---4-5-4-4---|
|-2---2---2-3-2--|-0--2-0-2---2--|-2---2---2-3-2-2---|


5/4 4/4 3/4

|---------------|--------------------|---------------|----------------|
|---------------|--------------------|---------------|----------------|
|---------------|--------------------|--------2------|----------------|
|---------------|--------------------|-5------2------|----------------|
|-2--4-----3-4--|-4---4---4-5-4--2-2-|-5--2-2-0--2-2-|-----2----------|
|-0--2---2---2--|-2---2---2-3-2--0-0-|-3--0-0----0-0-|-5-3---5-3-2-1--|


4/4

|------------|----------------*|
|------------|----------------*|
|------------|----------------*|
|-2----------|-3--2-2-2-2-----*|
|-2----------|-3--2-2-2-2-----*|
|-0----------|-1--0-0-0-0-----*|

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Tab Discussion, Comments, and Critiques
 
 
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Avinash
Average
#1 by Avinash Dutta at Nov 30, 1974 at 5:41 AM EST
The song, according to an interview with Metallica in the 80s, was written as a direct outcome of the televangelism scandal, where millions were given to two ministers who used it for their own personal gain rather than that of the church. The song reflects the control that religion, in specific, the Christian Church, has upon millions of people. They blindly follow their preachers and the story of a man who lived two thousand years ago, doing whatever their abstract lord says. I could go on with this for hours, but I won't, as this is not the place to do so. I was a member of the brainwashed elite for quite some time, but I've been questioning for quite awhile. A year or so ago, I left the Church and all organized religion behind and became agnostic. It remains as the best decision I've made in my life. This song reminds me of the chains I left behind.
 
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Will
Wanna Be
#2 by Will Hay at Sep 11, 1989 at 4:43 PM EST
kinda reminds me of a President, i dont think i need to say his name.
 
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Ryan
Average
#3 by Ryan Jones at Feb 7, 1993 at 4:09 AM EST
this is about the church controlling everything and taking you for everything you have by scaring you with eternal damnation if you dont follow their mindless slavery
 
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Lyssa CHAOS
Average
#4 by Lyssa CHAOS at Aug 27, 1996 at 11:07 PM EST
this song is about fake priests that preach fuckin shit and just want your munay
 
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Kubota35
Professional
#5 by Kubota35 at Nov 7, 1997 at 12:57 AM EST
i think this song is talking about false leaders who con their followers into giving them money. they get them to give them money by bribing them with heaven. i'm not too sure about religion in general. if someone could prove it to me i'd believe it but until then i think its a load of shit