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There is another tab for this (which does have a 5 star rating so chances are
no one will look at this one) but it sounded like to me something was missing...

Intro: (w/ flanger)
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|--5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-3-3--
|--5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-1-3--
|--3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx---1--

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|------------------8-8-----8-8-----------------------------3----
|--5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-8-8-xxx-8-8-xxx-5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-333333--3-3--
|--5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-6-6-xxx-6-6-xxx-5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-333333--1-3--
|--3-3-xxx-6-6-xxx-6-6-xxx-6-6-xxx-3-3-xxx-6-6-xxx-111111----1--

Verse: “Am I the one that’s goin crazy?
        I'm so tired of masquerading” 
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|------------8-8-8-8------------8-8-8-8--
|--5-5--8-8--8-8-8-8--5-5--8-8--8-8-8-8--
|--5-5--8-8--6-6-6-6--5-5--8-8--6-6-6-6--
|--3-3--6-6--6-6-6-6--3-3--6-6--6-6-6-6--

“Wanna pretend to be so well adjusted 
 Maybe it's just me and I'm disgusted” 
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|------------8-8-8-8------------8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--
|--5-5--8-8--8-8-8-8--5-5--8-8--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--
|--5-5--8-8--6-6-6-6--5-5--8-8--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--
|--3-3--6-6--6-6-6-6--3-3--6-6--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--

“I need a room with a mental penitentiary
 So lock me up with maximum security”
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|-----------------8-8-----------------8-8--
|--8-8--7-7--5-5--8-8--8-8--7-7--5-5--8-8--
|--8-8--7-7--5-5--6-6--8-8--7-7--5-5--6-6--
|--6-6--5-5--3-3--6-6--6-6--5-5--3-3--6-6--
PM:* *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * *

“The doctors say that they don’t know what’s wrong with me
 So strap me down, it’s time for my lobotomy”
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|-----------------8-8-----------------7-7-8-8-8-8--
|--8-8--7-7--5-5--8-8--8-8--7-7--5-5--7-7-8-8-8-8--
|--8-8--7-7--5-5--6-6--8-8--7-7--5-5--5-5-6-6-6-6--
|--6-6--5-5--3-3--6-6--6-6--5-5--3-3--5-5-6-6-6-6--
PM:* *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * * * * * *

“Yeah, yeah, yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah” 
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|----------------------------
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|--4-4-4-4--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--
|--4-4-4-4--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--
|--2-2-2-2--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--

Chorus: “The doctors say that I’ll be getting out, real soon”
         
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|--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8-----------
|--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--
|--1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6--3-3-3-3--
|--------------------6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1--

“The doctors say that I’ve been making big, breakthroughs”
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|--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8------3----
|--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--
|--1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6--3-3-1-3--
|--------------------6-6-6-6--1-1---1--

2nd verse: “One little minute seems to last a lifetime
           I’m staring at the ceiling even though you’re blind”
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|------------8-8-8-8------------8-8-8-8--
|--5-5--8-8--8-8-8-8--5-5--8-8--8-8-8-8--
|--5-5--8-8--6-6-6-6--5-5--8-8--6-6-6-6--
|--3-3--6-6--6-6-6-6--3-3--6-6--6-6-6-6--

“We all pretend to be so complicated
 You and me just maybe dislocated”
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|----------8-8-8-8------------8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8----
|--5---8---8-8-8-8--5-5--8-8--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8----
|--5---8---6-6-6-6--5-5--8-8--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6----
|--3---6---6-6-6-6--3-3--6-6--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6----

“I need a room with a mental penitentiary
 So lock me up with maximum security”
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|------------------------------------------
|-----------------8-8-----------------8-8--
|--8-8--7-7--5-5--8-8--8-8--7-7--5-5--8-8--
|--8-8--7-7--5-5--6-6--8-8--7-7--5-5--6-6--
|--6-6--5-5--3-3--6-6--6-6--5-5--3-3--6-6--
PM:* *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * *

“The doctors say that they don’t know what’s wrong with me
 So strap me down, it’s time for my lobotomy”
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|--------------------------------------------------
|-----------------8-8-----------------7-7-8-8-8-8--
|--8-8--7-7--5-5--8-8--8-8--7-7--5-5--7-7-8-8-8-8--
|--8-8--7-7--5-5--6-6--8-8--7-7--5-5--5-5-6-6-6-6--
|--6-6--5-5--3-3--6-6--6-6--5-5--3-3--5-5-6-6-6-6--
PM:* *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * *  * * * * * *

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah...yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”
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|----------------8-8----------------8-8----------------------------
|--4-4-4-4--8-8--8-8--4-4-4-4--8-8--8-8--4-4-4-4--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--
|--4-4-4-4--8-8--6-6--4-4-4-4--8-8--6-6--4-4-4-4--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--
|--2-2-2-2--6-6--6-6--2-2-2-2--6-6--6-6--2-2-2-2--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--

Chorus: “The doctors say that I’ll be getting out, real soon
         The doctors say that I’ve been making big, breakthroughs
         The doctors say, the doctors say that I’m, OK
         The doctors changed their minds and now I’m, here to stay”
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|--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8-----------
|--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--
|--1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6--3-3-3-3--
|--------------------6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1-- X4

“HELP ME”
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|------3---3--------------------------------3-3--
|--3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5----(scratch w/ flanger)--3-3--
|--3-3-1-3-1-3-5-5--------------------------1-1--
|--1-1---1---1-3-3----12xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx1-------

“Sorry maybe, I’m not crazy
 I’m gonna admit maybe, you’re not soy loco”
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|-----------8-8--7-7--
|--5-5-5-5--8-8--7-7--
|--5-5-5-5--6-6--5-5--
|--3-3-3-3--6-6--5-5-- X3

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|----------------------------------------------------------3----
|--5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-3-3--
|--5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-5-5-xxx-1-3--
|--3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx-3-3-xxx---1--


Chorus: “The doctors say that I’ll be getting out, real soon
         The doctors say that I’ve been making big, breakthroughs”
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|--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8-----------
|--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--
|--1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6--3-3-3-3--
|--------------------6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1-- X2

“The doctors say that I’m not crazy after all 
 The doctors say take two of these and, give me a call”
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|--3---5---8------3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8------3----
|--3---5---8---3--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--8-8-8-8--3-3-3-3--
|--1---3---6---3--1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6--3-3-1-3--
|----------6---1--------------------6-6-6-6--1-1---1--

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|------------------8-8-----8-8--------------------------3----
|--5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-8-8-xxx-8-8-xxx-5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-3-3--3-3--
|--5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-6-6-xxx-6-6-xxx-5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-3-3--1-3--
|--3-3-xxx-6-6-xxx-6-6-xxx-6-6-xxx-3-3-xxx-6-6-xxx-1-1----1--

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|------------------8-8-----8-8-----------------------------3------
|--5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-8-8-xxx-8-8-xxx-5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-333333--3-3-5--
|--5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-6-6-xxx-6-6-xxx-5-5-xxx-8-8-xxx-333333--1-3-5--
|--3-3-xxx-6-6-xxx-6-6-xxx-6-6-xxx-3-3-xxx-6-6-xxx-111111----1-3--

There, there’s probably some typos in there that I haven’t noticed that you all
probably will notice, and if so SHUT UP if there are (jk) but yea no seriously shut up...

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