5000 Ways To Die Guitar Tab

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Artist: Nerf Herder
Track: 5000 Ways To Die
Album: How To Meet Girls

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After Keyboard Intro...

Verse & Pre-Chorus

Guitar 1

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 7-7-7-7-7---x-x-----------------4-4-4-4-4---x-x-----------------
D 7-7-7-7-7---x-x-7-7-7-7-7---x-x-4-4-4-4-4---x-x-5-5-5-5-5---x-x-
A 5-5-5-5-5---x-x-7-7-7-7-7---x-x-2-2-2-2-2---x-x-5-5-5-5-5---x-x-
E ----------------5-5-5-5-5---x-x-----------------3-3-3-3-3---x-x-  3x

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 7-7-7-7-7---x-x---------------------------------7~------------7-
D 7-7-7-7-7---x-x-7-7-7-7-7---x-x-5~------------5-7~------------7-
A 5-5-5-5-5---x-x-7-7-7-7-7---x-x-3~------------5-5~------------5-
E ----------------5-5-5-5-5---x-x-3~------------3-----------------

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G ----------------------------------------------------------------
D 5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
A 5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
E 3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---

While Guitar 1 is playing above, Guitar 2 plays this:

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G ----------------------------------------------------------------
D 5-------4-------------------------------------------------------
A ----------------7-------5-------7-------5-------4---------------
E ----------------------------------------------------------------

Chorus

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 4---4---4---4-------------------7---7---7---7-------------------
D 4---4---4---4---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
A 2---2---2---2---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---
E ----------------3---3---3---3-------------------5---5---5---5--- 2x

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G ----------------------------------------------------------------
D 4~--------------5~--------------5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---
A 4~--------------5~--------------5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---
E 2~--------------3~--------------3---3---3---3---5---5---5---5---

Post-Chorus

Guitar 1

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 7---7---7---7-------------------4---4---4---4-------------------
D 7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---4---4---4---4---5---5---5---5---
A 5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---2---2---2---2---5---5---5---5---
E ----------------5---5---5---5-------------------3---3---3---3---

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 7---7---7---7---------------------------------------------------
D 7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---
A 5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---
E ----------------5---5---5---5---3---3---3---3---5---5---5---5---

While Guitar 1 is playing above, Guitar 2 plays this:

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G ----------------------------------------------------------------
D 7-----------7---7-----------5---4-------2-------4-------2-------
A ----------------------------------------------------------------
E ----------------------------------------------------------------

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G ----------------------------------------------------------------
D ----------------------------------------------------------------
A 5-----------5---5---4---2---4---5---------------5---------------
E ----------------------------------------------------------------

Verse & Pre-Chorus

Guitar 1

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 7-7-7-7-7---x-x-----------------4-4-4-4-4---x-x-----------------
D 7-7-7-7-7---x-x-7-7-7-7-7---x-x-4-4-4-4-4---x-x-5-5-5-5-5---x-x-
A 5-5-5-5-5---x-x-7-7-7-7-7---x-x-2-2-2-2-2---x-x-5-5-5-5-5---x-x-
E ----------------5-5-5-5-5---x-x-----------------3-3-3-3-3---x-x-  3x

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 7-7-7-7-7---x-x---------------------------------7~------------7-
D 7-7-7-7-7---x-x-7-7-7-7-7---x-x-5~------------5-7~------------7-
A 5-5-5-5-5---x-x-7-7-7-7-7---x-x-3~------------5-5~------------5-
E ----------------5-5-5-5-5---x-x-3~------------3-----------------

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G ----------------------------------------------------------------
D 5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
A 5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
E 3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---

While Guitar 1 is playing above, Guitar 2 plays this:

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G ----------------------------------------------------------------
D 5-------4-------------------------------------------------------
A ----------------7-------5-------7-------5-------4---------------
E ----------------------------------------------------------------

Chorus

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 4---4---4---4-------------------7---7---7---7-------------------
D 4---4---4---4---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
A 2---2---2---2---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---
E ----------------3---3---3---3-------------------5---5---5---5--- 3x

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G ----------------------------------------------------------------
D 4~--------------5~--------------5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---
A 4~--------------5~--------------5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---
E 2~--------------3~--------------3---3---3---3---5---5---5---5---

Post-Chorus

Guitar 1

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 7---7---7---7-------------------4---4---4---4-------------------
D 7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---4---4---4---4---5---5---5---5---
A 5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---2---2---2---2---5---5---5---5---
E ----------------5---5---5---5-------------------3---3---3---3---

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 7---7---7---7---------------------------------------------------
D 7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---
A 5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---
E ----------------5---5---5---5---3---3---3---3---5---5---5---5---

While Guitar 1 is playing above, Guitar 2 plays this:

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 7---------------7-----------------------------------------------
D ------------7---------------7-----------------------------------
A --------------------------------9-------7-------9-----------7---
E ----------------------------------------------------------------

E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G ----------------------------------------------------------------
D ----------------------------------------------------------------
A 5-----------5---5---4---2---4---5---------------5---------------
E ----------------------------------------------------------------

End On:

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B ----------------------------------------------------------------
G 7~--------------------------------------------------------------
D 7~--------------------------------------------------------------
A 5~--------------------------------------------------------------
E ----------------------------------------------------------------

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Tab Discussion, Comments, and Critiques


No Picture yomomma!! Wanna Be	#1 by yomomma!! at Jul 6, 1973 at 1:03 PM EST
	This is like a parody of Paul Simon's 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.

No Picture ian Average	#2 by ian mckinly at Dec 28, 1976 at 10:43 PM EST
	this song kicks ass,it makes me wanna get a shot gun and blow my head off

No Picture ♥WeEzY Average	#3 by ♥WeEzY♥ at Mar 26, 1977 at 2:50 PM EST
	it's an anti-suicide song. Who would want their girlfriend felt up by some jerk or a picture of themself crapped on by a hampster? I love the song though because i find death humor really funny

No Picture Justin - MrBlit Rhythm Player	#4 by Justin - MrBlitz - Maletta at Jun 26, 1984 at 11:35 PM EST
	i wont stop you, and i'll feel up ur g'friend in front of your ghost:D

No Picture Shotgun Average	#5 by Shotgun Joe at Jan 31, 1987 at 8:26 PM EST
	I think it's not only anti-suicide, it's also some kind of sociocritical, because "the bastard you hated the most is giving the toast and talking of friendship" and "the page in the paper about how you spent your wohle damn life", that are both signs for what people are if you would die. They wouldn't be authentic or honest.

No Picture Lead Player	#6 by Michael Leathers at Oct 19, 1992 at 9:59 PM EST
	I think this song is brilliant. It's funny, but it's actually kinda true and has a meaning as an anti suicide song. Particularly the bit about '25 words will summerise how you spent your whole damn life' - when people top themselves people think and talk about how the died rather than what they did when they were living.

No Picture massie Professional Badass	#7 by massie at Oct 12, 2000 at 12:16 AM EST
	this song kicks ass,it makes me wanna get a shot gun and blow my head off

No Picture jo_silverhawk Average	#8 by jo_silverhawk at Aug 1, 2004 at 4:20 AM EST
	I don't find it all that anti suicide, i think it makes fun of death in general though. Everyone gets the 25 words and the assholes who didnt really know you talking about you like you were a good friend at the funeral or having the obit became the bottom of a hamster cage.