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Tenacious D My Biznitch Is The Shiznit Guitar Tab

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My Biznitch is the Shiznit by 
Had to fix the other post of this. This is the correct way to play it.

(Intro)
G Em
G Em

G
Well, we met at the food court in the mall.
Em
She was in line at Arby's, and I was sippin' on a malt.
G
Such a lovely girl, I walked up to her.
Em
"I wanna make you mine and buy you diamonds and pearls."
G
She gave me her pager number, and said, "Beep me some time."
Em
Right there I knew that this girl was mine.
C
You're my number one girl, the best in the world.
D
You're the itch to me, forget the other girls.

G Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G
I was doin’ cannonballs at the YMCA .
Em
She came up to me, and said, "Hey, no horseplay!"
G
So I got out of the pool like I was The Man,
Em
cruised on over to the lifeguard stand.
G
I asked for her number, maybe I’ll call her sometime.
Em
She looked at me, smiled and said, "Fine."
C
You're my number one girl, the best in the world.
D
You're the itch to me, forget the other girls.

G Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

G
Well, you know my biznitch is the shiznit.
Em
All the fellas are jealous, they should mind their own bidness.
G
I only got eyes for one girl.
Em
She's the one that really rocked my world.
G
Every day with me she makes the love stronger.
Em
When she's not by my side, all I do is wander.
C
She's my number one girl, the best in the world.
D
She's the itch to me, forget the other girls.

G Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.

C D
Biznitch

G Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit.
G Em
Biznitch,

(Outro)
G Em

C D

G Em G

Enjoy!

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Tab Discussion, Comments, and Critiques
 
 
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can
Wanna Be
#1 by can sahin at Mar 5, 1980 at 3:03 PM EST
i dont anna get inot the whol emo thing but this sint the D i wasnt doing a project on jack lack for shcool this site said that neither the only gay eskimo or my biznitch is the shiznitch was one of their songs
 
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Patrick
Wanna Be
#2 by Patrick Wade at Mar 14, 1986 at 11:10 PM EST
What the hell? You refuse to support someone because of who likes them? How superficial do you have to be to get to that point? "I don't like tenacious d because emo kids do" so what? Why don't you just like music for the MUSIC, not for who likes it? How lame...
 
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Average
#3 by Riqu - at Oct 14, 1993 at 1:14 PM EST
Maybe one on twenty people actualy know an Emo. It's short for "emotional" and is usualy the result of a mental disorder mainic depression. they suck. Others are just annoying people who think depression is cool. How is JB depressing? It fits in with none of the Emo standerds...stereotypical or not. Sorry I hear the word Emo and I have to sat something
 
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chris
Wanna Be
#4 by chris calle at May 24, 2002 at 8:27 AM EST
yeah, maybe people would agree War_Elephant if Corky and the Juicepigs had made it past their garage....if tenacious D can sing it better and make it famous then good for them - no one gives a shit about your stupid ideas