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Alphabettically, innit

Biznitch is the Shiznit

G Em etc
G C D G

Well we met at the food court in the mall
She was in line at Arby's and I was sippin' on a malt
Such a lovely girl I walked up to her
I wanna make you mine and buy you diamonds and pearls
She gave me her pager number and said beep me some time
Right there I knew that this girl was mine
You're my number one girl the best in the world
You're the itch to me, forget the other girls

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit

I was doin cannonballs at the YMCA
She came up to me and said Hey no horseplay
So I got out of the pool like I was the Man
Cruised on over to the lifeguard stand
I asked for number maybe call her sometime
She looked at me, smiled and said fine
You're my number one girl the best in the world
You're the itch to me, forget the other girls

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit

Well you know my biznitch is the shiznit
All the fellas jealous they should mind there own bidness
I only got eyes for one girl
She's the one that really rocked my world
Every day with me she makes the love stronger
When she's not by my side all I do is wander
She's my number one girl the best in the world
She's the itch to me, forget the other girls

Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
C D
Biznitch...

G Em
Biznitch, my biznitch is the shiznit
G Em G Em
Biznitch
C D G end


City Hall

Intro
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---5---------5---------5---------------------------------------------------|
G|---4----4----4----4----4----4----------------------------------------------|
D|---2----4----2----4----2----4----------------------------------------------|
A|--------2---------2---------2----------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Pre-Verse
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6------------------------------|
A|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6------------------------------|
E|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5-4------------------------------|

Verse (fast)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---5-5-X-X-X-X-5-5---1-1-X-X-X-X-3-3---------------------------------------|
G|---6-6-X-X-X-X-6-6---2-2-X-X-X-X-4-4---------------------------------------|
D|---7-7-X-X-X-X-7-7---3-3-X-X-X-X-5-5---------------------------------------|
A|---7-7-X-X-X-X-7-7---3-3-X-X-X-X-5-5---------------------------------------|
E|---5-5-X-X-X-X-5-5---1-1-X-X-X-X-3-3---------------------------------------|

Part AFTER "and set fucking fires..." when they are not singing.
()=muted
e|---------------------1-(1)-------------------------------------------------|
B|---5-5-X-X-X-X-5-5---1-(1)-X-X-X-X-3-3-------------------------------------|
G|---6-6-X-X-X-X-6-6---2-(2)-X-X-X-X-4-4-------------------------------------|
D|---7-7-X-X-X-X-7-7---3-(3)-X-X-X-X-5-5-------------------------------------|
A|---7-7-X-X-X-X-7-7---------X-X-X-X-5-5-------------------------------------|
E|---5-5-X-X-X-X-5-5---------X-X-X-X-3-3-------------------------------------|



guitar part (where they are talking "lead us to kings")

"this is optimized for the acoustic guitar"


GUITAR 1 GUITAR 2 comes in at end of riff
variations of this with listen to the song
plucking and strumming to find out exactly when it comes in

e--9---9-7---7-9--- e------------------------------
B--9---9-7---7-9--- B------------------------------
G--9---9-7---7-9--- G------------------------------
D--9---9-7---7-9--- D--66666666-77777777-999999999-
A--0---0-0---0-0--- A--66666666-77777777-999999999-
E------------------ E--44444444-55555555-777777777-



people inside me are telling me to.....

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------5-6-5---------------|
G|---------6/76---------------------------------6/76-----------7-5b--------|
D|-------7---------7-8-7-8-8/108--------------7---------------7-------------|
A|-----7--------------------------8----------7-------------------------------|
E|---5------------------------------8------5---------------------------------|



Cosmic Shame

--------------------2-------------------2----------2---------|
b---------5--------------5-------5-----------5---------5----5-|
g------------2------------------------------------------------|
d-----4----------4-----------4-------4------ ----4-------4----|
a-------------------------------------------------------------|
e-------------------------------------------------------------|
B
e----------------------------------------------------|
b----4------4h5p4--------------4----------4----------|
g-------4----------4-----6---------4---------4-----4-|
d-4-------4-----------4-----4----------4--------4----|
a----------------------------------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------|

you have to play B like this

e x
h 4 <---- use only one barre finger for this 3 strings! more fingers for hammerons etc...
g 4
d 4
a x
e x

Further: Part 2 (also varied often)

F#5 F#m7 B
e------------------------------------------------|
b---------------------------------4h5---5p4------|
g---------------------------------------x--------|
d--4---4-4---4--4--4--4---4--4-4--------4--------|
a--4---4-4---4--4--4--4---2--0-2--------2--------|
e--2---0-2---2--0--2--2p0------------------------|



Dio

e------3p2--------0h2---------
b------------3----------------
g---------------2-------------
d-----------------------------
a-----------------------------
e-----------------------------
D D (w/hammer-on's)
Dio has rocked for a long, long time
Em
now its time for him to pass the torch
D D (w/hammer-on's)
he has songs of wildabeasts and angels
C G D
he has soared on the wings of a demon
C G F
its time to pass the torch you're too old rock
D
no more rockin' for you
C G
we're taking you to a home
D
but we will sing a song about you

Em C
and we will make sure that you're very well taken care of
Em C-C A
you'll tell us secrets that you've learned ............auw!!

D C G
you're sauce will mix with ours
D C G
and we'll make a good goulash baby
D C G
Diiiiiooooo time to go
F G D
you must give your cape and ceptor......to me
F G
and a smaller one for KG
D C G
go go Dio Diiiiiooooo

D C G (over solo)
D C G

kg solo: This is probably not exact but its damn close, don't nay-say me,
you create something!!

>=bend a full step
/=slide
h=hammer-on p=pull off



e-13>15--10------------------------------------------------------------------
b---------------13--10--13/15--13--------------------------------------------
g------------------------------------13p12p10--12--10~-----------------------
d--------------------------------------------------------------12-------12---
a-----------------------------------------------------------------10h11------
e--------------------------------------------------------------------------10
this part is really tough
e-----------------------------------------------------------x
b-----------------------------------------------------------7
g-----------------------------------------------------------7
d-----------------------------------------------------------7
a------------------------------12-10-9-7-10-9-8-6-8-7-5-3-5-5
e10p8-8h10-8h10-8h10-8h10-10-10-----------------------------x


Chords: In order of appearance.
D Em C G F
e---3-----0---x----3---1---------------------------
b---2-----0---1----0---1---------------------------
g---3-----0---0----0---2---------------------------
d---0-----2---2----0---3---------------------------
a---0----2----3---2---3----------------------------
e---x-----0----x---3---1---------------------------


Double Team

e|--------5-5-5---------8-----8---| ---5------5--| ----3---------7-------|
A|--------8-8-8-----------8-----8-| -----5-----5-| ------3---------7-----|
D|--------9-9-9---0—5----5--------| 2------2-----| ---0----0—3s4-----4---|
G|--------9-----------------------| -------------| ----------------------|
B|--5s7---------------------------| -------------| ----------------------|
E|--------------------------------| -------------| ----------------------|
(^)^ ^
(Strum this)pluck these

Guitar 2:

Just strum Em, C, A, (down down up up down strumming)
Then G, B (for both just strum down twice)


Explosio

Csus4
e|----3----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----3----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----5----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----5----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----3----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Climb upon my faithful steed, then we gonna ride gonna smoke some weed
Climb upon my big-assed steed, then ride, ride, riiiiiiiiide.


C5 G#5 A#5
e|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----555555----------------555555--------------|
D|----555555---6666-88------555555---6666-88----|
A|----333333---6666-88------333333---6666-88----|
E|-------------4444-66---------------4444-66----|

e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----555555----------------555555----------------555555----------------|
D|----555555---6666-88------555555---6666-88------555555---6666-88------|
A|----333333---6666-88------333333---6666-88------333333---6666-88------|
E|-------------4444-66---------------4444-66---------------4444-66------|
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----55555555----------------55555555----------------55555555--------------|
D|----55555555---6666-8888----55555555---6666-8888----55555555---6666-8888--|
A|----33333333---6666-8888----33333333---6666-8888----33333333---6666-8888--|
E|---------------4444-6666---------------4444-6666---------------4444-6666--|
What's the name of the song? Explosivo!....

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----55555555----------------55555555----------------55555555--------------|
D|----55555555---6666-8888----55555555---6666-8888----55555555---6666-8888--|
A|----33333333---6666-8888----33333333---6666-8888----33333333---6666-8888--|
E|---------------4444-6666---------------4444-6666---------------4444-6666--|
We are fueled by Satan....writing those tasty riffs...

C5 D#5 F5
e|--333---------------------333--------------------|
B|--333---------------------333--------------------|
G|--555--8888-10-10-10-10---555--8888-10-10-10-10--|
D|--555--8888-10-10-10-10---555--8888-10-10-10-10--|
A|--333--6666-8--8--8--8----333--6666-8--8--8--8---|
E|-------------------------------------------------|
We were the inventors of the cosmic astrocode....


e|--333---------------------333--------------------|
B|--333---------------------333--------------------|
G|--555--8888-10-10-10-10---555--8888-10-10-10-10--|
D|--555--8888-10-10-10-10---555--8888-10-10-10-10--|
A|--333--6666-8--8--8--8----333--6666-8--8--8--8---|
E|-------------------------------------------------|
We've come to fuckin blow, we've come to blow the show...


e|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----555555----------------555555--------------|
D|----555555---6666-88------555555---6666-88----|
A|----333333---6666-88------333333---6666-88----|
E|-------------4444-66---------------4444-66----|

e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----555555----------------555555----------------555555----------------|
D|----555555---6666-88------555555---6666-88------555555---6666-88------|
A|----333333---6666-88------333333---6666-88------333333---6666-88------|
E|-------------4444-66---------------4444-66---------------4444-66------|
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


e|--------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------------------------------
G|----55555555----------------55555555--------------
D|----55555555---6666-8888----55555555---6666-8888--
A|----33333333---6666-8888----33333333---6666-8888--
E|---------------4444-6666---------------4444-6666--
What's the name of the song? Explosivo!....


e|--333---------------------333--------------------|
B|--333---------------------333--------------------|
G|--555--8888-10-10-10-10---555--8888-10-10-10-10--|
D|--555--8888-10-10-10-10---555--8888-10-10-10-10--|
A|--333--6666-8--8--8--8----333--6666-8--8--8--8---|
E|-------------------------------------------------|
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAA...........I am not one of you...

It's these last three chords faster and faster and faster and faster til the end.
By the end , you should be playing as fast you possibly can for the best effect.

Lyrics:
Climb upon my faithful steed, then we gonna ride gonna smoke some weed
Climb upon my big-assed steed, and ride, ride, ride....
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What's the name of the song? Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about, but it's good to go.
What's the name of my girlfriend? I don't know
But she's built like the shit, and she's good to go
Go, she's good to go, she's good to go
We are fueled by satan, yes, we're schooled by sSatan
Fueled by satan!
Writing those tasty riffs, just as fast we can
Schooled by satan!
We were the inventors of the cosmic astrocode
We've come to blow you away, we've come to blow your nose
We've come to fuckin blow, we've come to blow the show
We've come to fuckin blow! You know it! You know it!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What's the name of the song? Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about but it's good to
RrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrRRRRrAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAa!
I am not one of you... I come from an ancient time...
I am known as the ???
I am also known as the angel crrrrusher!
Take these picks! They were molded in satan's cauldron...
Take these picks, they're souvenir satan picks
Explosivo


Flash

Guitar 1 JB
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-0h2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2|
|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2 KG
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 1 JB
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2-|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2 KG
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--2------------------2------------------2-------------------2----------------|
|--0h2----------------0h2----------------0h2-----------------0h2--------------|
|--0------------------0------------------0-------------------0----------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 1 JB
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2--------------0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2-------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2 KG
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------5~------------------------7~------------------------5-5~--7-7~-------|
|--5h7-7----7---5h7---5h7----5h7-7----7---5h7---5h7-----5h7--0-0---0-0--------|
|--0---0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0---0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0-------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 1 JB
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2--------------0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2-------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2 KG
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-/-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--9--7--5--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5-4--0--0-0-0-0-0-0--~----|
|--0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0--0--0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0--7--7-7-7-7-7-7---~---|
|--------------------------------------------------------0--0-0-0-0-0-0----~--|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 1 JB
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2--------------0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2-------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2 KG
|-----------0-----0--0-----0-------0---0-0-0---0-|----------------------------|
|---0-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|----------------------------|
|---5/12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|---x2------------------~----|
|---7/14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|------------------------~---|
|---0----0--0--0--0--0--0--0-------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-------------------------~--|
|------------------------------------------------|----------------------------|

Guitar 1 JB (hammer the guitar for the dynamic)
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------|
|--0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2--------------0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2-------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2 KG (hammer the guitar for the dynamic)
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------------|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------|

Guitar 1 JB
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2--------------0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2-------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2 KG
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|---0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-------------------------------------------|
|---5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-------------------------------------------|
|---7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-------------------------------------------|
|---0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-------------------------------------------|
|-----0-0---0-0---0-----0-0---0-0---0-----------------------------------------|

Guitar 1 JB (hammer the guitar for the dynamic)
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------|
|--0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2--------------0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2-------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2 KG (hammer the guitar for the dynamic)
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------------|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------|

Guitar 1 JB
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2--------------0h2-2-2-2-0h2-2-2-0h2-------------------|
|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2 KG
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|---0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-------------------------------------------|
|---5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-------------------------------------------|
|---7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-------------------------------------------|
|---0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-------------------------------------------|
|-----0-0---0-0---0-----0-0---0-0---0-----------------------------------------|


Song;

Now KG Plays:

Guitar 2 KG
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-0h2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2|
|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|


JB Plays Chords:
Am G F D A D A D D6sus4
Flash arghhhh Master of the universe

Am G F D A D A D A D6sus4 C
Flash arghhhh King of the impossible

C G C G
Just a man with a mans courage. He Knows

(Appagiated) This line
F c F c
Nothing But a man but he could never fail

F C
No Man from the pure of heart could

F D G E A5
find the fucking holy grail oh fucking flash


Am G F D A D A D D6sus4 Appagiate "D" Off into wonderboy
Flash arghhhh Hes a miracle



Friendship

B Ab
E-------------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------------
G------------------------------------------------- repeat
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---------------6-6-6-6-----------
A-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-repeat--------6-6-6-6-----------
E-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------4-4-4-4-----------


Friendship is rare do ya know what im sayin to ya, Friendship is rare
My derriere, when ya find out much later that you dont really care


A E B
E---------------------------
B---------------------------
G-----------9-9-9-9---------
D--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9--9-9-9-9
A--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9
E--5-5-5-5-----------7-7-7-7

It's rare to me, cant ya see?

(repeat both parts)

A E B
E--------------
B--------------
G----9---------
D-7--9--9------
A-7--7--9------
E-5-----7------

Its rare to me.... say a prayer for me.....
cuz its rare for me and tenacious d Emaj
E-------------
B----9--10----
G----9--9-----
D----9--9-----
A----7--7-----
E-------------

B Bb B Bb
E----------------------
B----------------------
G----------------------
D--9-9-9-9-8-9-8-9-8---
A--9-9-9-9-8-9-8-9-8---
E--7-7-7-7-6-7-6-7-6---

friends will be friends they'll be runnin naked in the sand....

B Db E
E---------------------------
B---------------------------
G-----------6-6-6-6--9-9-9-9
D--9-9-9-9--6-6-6-6--9-9-9-9
A--9-9-9-9--4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7
E--7-7-7-7------------------

as long as theres a record deal we'll always be friends......


Fuck her gently

e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-----------------0---------------|
B|-----3-----3-----------7-----7-----------5----5-------------2-----------------|
G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4---------0-------------------|
D|-0-------------0---4-------------4---2------------------2---------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0-----------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-----------------------0---------|
B|-----3-----3---3-------7-----7-----------5----5---------2-----2h3-----2h3-----|
G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4---------2-------2-----------|
D|-0-----------------4-------------4---2----------------------2-----------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0-----------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-------------------0-------------|
B|-----3-----3-----------7-----7-----------5----5---------2---3---2-------------|
G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4-----------------------------|
D|-0-------------0---4-------------4---2----------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0---0-------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-----------2-----------3---3---------------2-----------3---3-----2--2--2--2-----0-x---|
B|-------2h3---3---------3---3-----------2h3---3---------3---3-----3--3--3--3-----2-x---|
G|-----4-4-------4-------0---0---------4-4-------4-------0---0-----2--2--2--2-----2-x---|
D|---4-----------------0-------------4-----------------0-----------0--0--0--0-----2-x---|
A|-2-----------------2-------------2-----------------2-------------0--0--0--0-----0-x---|
E|-----------------3-------------------------------3---------------0--0--0--0-----0-x---|

e|---2-----2-------------5-----5-----------3----3---------------------0---------|
B|-----3-----3----3--------7-----7-----------5----5---------2-----3---2-2h3-----|
G|-------2-----0h2-----------6-----6-----------4----4---------2-----2-----------|
D|-0-------------------4-------------4---2----------------------2---------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0-----------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-------------------0-------------|
B|-----3-----3-----------7-----7-----------5----5---------2---3---2-------------|
G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4-----------2-----------------|
D|-0-------------0---4-------------4---2----------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0---0-------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-----------2-----------3---3---------------2--------------0-------------------|
B|-------2h3---3---------3---3-----------2h3-3------2---3---2-------------------|
G|-----4-4-------4-------0---0---------4-4--------------2-----------------------|
D|---4-----------------0-------------4------------------------------------------|
A|-2-----------------2-------------0--------------0---0-------------------------|
E|-----------------3------------------------------------------------------------|

rake
e|-----------2-----------3---3-3-0--2-----2-2---0-0-----------------------------|
B|-------2h3---3---------3---3-3-0---3----3-3---2-2-----------------------------|
G|-----4-4-------4-------0---0-0-0----2---2-2---2-2-----------------------------|
D|---4-----------------0---------------0--------2-2-----------------------------|
A|-2-----------------2------------------0-------0-0-----------------------------|
E|-----------------3------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---2-----2-------------5-----5-----------3----3---------------------0---------|
B|-----3-----3----3--------7-----7-----------5----5---------2-----3---2-2h3-----|
G|-------2-----0h2-----------6-----6-----------4----4---------2-----2-----------|
D|-0-------------------4-------------4---2----------------------2---------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0-----------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-------------------0-------------|
B|-----3-----3-----------7-----7-----------5----5---------2---3---2-------------|
G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4-----------2-----------------|
D|-0-------------0---4-------------4---2----------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------0---0-------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-----------2-----------3---3-----2---2---2---0---0-0-----2-2-2---2-----3---3-3-|
B|-------2h3---3---------3---3-----3---3---2---2---3-2-----3-3-2h3---3---3---3-3-|
G|-----4-4-------4-------0---0-----4---4---4---2---2-2-----4-4-4-------4-0---0-0-|
D|---4-----------------0-----------4---4---4---2---2-2-----4-4-4---------0---0-0-|
A|-2-----------------2-------------0---0---0---0---0-0-----2-2-2---------2---2-2-|
E|-----------------3-----------------------------------------------------3---3-3-|

e|-2-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-----------------0---0---0-0-0---0---0---0-0-0---3---3---3-3-3-|
B|-3-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-0-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-2---2---2-2-2---1---1---1-1-1---0---0---0-0-0-|
G|-2-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-0-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-2---2---2-2-2---0---0---0-0-0---0---0---0-0-0-|
D|-0-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-2-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-2---2---2-2-2---2---2---2-2-2---0---0---0-0-0-|
A|-----------------2-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-0---0---0-0-0---3---3---3-3-3---2---2---2-2-2-|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------3---3---3-3-3-|

e|-2---------3p2-------0---1-----1-----1-1-0-x-x-0-x-x-0-0-----2-----------------|
B|-3-------------3-----3---1-x-x-1-x-x-1-1-1-x-x-1-x-x-1-1----3------------------|
G|-2---------------2-------2-x-x-2-x-x-2-2-0-x-x-0-x-x-0-0---2-------------------|
D|-0-----------------------3-x-x-3-x-x-3-3-2-x-x-2-x-x-2-2--0--------------------|
A|-0-----------------------0-x-x-0-x-x-0-0-3-x-x-3-x-x-3-3-0---------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|


I'm The Only Gay Eskimo


D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know,
D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe


D A
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
Bm G
But all i wanna do is get into his parka
D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe


D A
Well, me and duck fluck chuck buck, we both like flowers
Bm Gm
But me i've got this crazy yearning for rubber
D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe

D A
I make a wish on the northern lights
Bm G
that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now


D A
These cold winter nights are taking their toll
Bm G
I even get excited when i see the north pole

See the north pole

D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know
D A Bm G
i'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe


Jesus Ranch

e|-----2---------0------------------------|
B|-----2h3-------3p2----------------2-----|
G|-----4---------2---------0h1------0-----|
D|-------------------0-----2---0----4-----|
A|-2-2-------0-0--------------------------|
E|----------------------0-0-------2-------|


It was in the saaaaand alright
e|-----2---------0---------0---0-0-----|
B|-----2h3-------3p2-------0---0-0-----|
G|-----4---------2---------1h2-2-2-----|
D|-------------------0-----2---2-2-----|
A|-2-2-------0-0-----------------------|
E|----------------------0-0------------|


I'm takin a walk in the woooods and it's nice outside
e|--------------------------------0------------0------------|
B|-3------------------------------2------------0------------|
G|-2------------------------------2------------1------------|
D|-0------------------------------2------------2------------|
A|--------------------------------0------------2------------|
E|---------------------------------------------0------------|


Smells of shit liga gwing gligigi googoogoo gway-o go
e|-2---------------------------------------------------|
B|-3---------------------------------------------------|
G|-4---------------------------------------------------|
D|-4---------------------------------------------------|
A|-2---------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------|


I come upon a silver striped mushroom and
e|-0---------------------0---------0--------|
B|-2---------------------0---------0--------|
G|-2---------------------1---------3--------|
D|-2---------------------2---------4--------|
A|-0---------------------2---------4--------|
E|-----------------------0---------2--------|


Fly la la la ly la ly ( do this riff for the next verse)
e|-2----------0--------0-----0----------------|
B|-3----------2--------0-----0----------------|
G|-4----------2--------1-----3----------------|
D|-4----------2--------2-----4----------------|
A|-2----------0--------2-----4----------------|
E|---------------------0-----2----------------|

Outro
e|---------7---|
B|-------7-----|
G|-----7-------|
D|--11---------|
A|-------------|
E|-------------|


Karate

e|-----2---------0------------------------|
B|-----2h3-------3p2----------------2-----|
G|-----4---------2---------0h1------0-----|
D|-------------------0-----2---0----4-----|
A|-2-2-------0-0--------------------------|
E|----------------------0-0-------2-------|


It was in the saaaaand alright
e|-----2---------0---------0---0-0-----|
B|-----2h3-------3p2-------0---0-0-----|
G|-----4---------2---------1h2-2-2-----|
D|-------------------0-----2---2-2-----|
A|-2-2-------0-0-----------------------|
E|----------------------0-0------------|


I'm takin a walk in the woooods and it's nice outside
e|--------------------------------0------------0------------|
B|-3------------------------------2------------0------------|
G|-2------------------------------2------------1------------|
D|-0------------------------------2------------2------------|
A|--------------------------------0------------2------------|
E|---------------------------------------------0------------|


Smells of shit liga gwing gligigi googoogoo gway-o go
e|-2---------------------------------------------------|
B|-3---------------------------------------------------|
G|-4---------------------------------------------------|
D|-4---------------------------------------------------|
A|-2---------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------|


I come upon a silver striped mushroom and
e|-0---------------------0---------0--------|
B|-2---------------------0---------0--------|
G|-2---------------------1---------3--------|
D|-2---------------------2---------4--------|
A|-0---------------------2---------4--------|
E|-----------------------0---------2--------|


Fly la la la ly la ly ( do this riff for the next verse)
e|-2----------0--------0-----0----------------|
B|-3----------2--------0-----0----------------|
G|-4----------2--------1-----3----------------|
D|-4----------2--------2-----4----------------|
A|-2----------0--------2-----4----------------|
E|---------------------0-----2----------------|

Outro
e|---------7---|
B|-------7-----|
G|-----7-------|
D|--11---------|
A|-------------|
E|-------------|


Kielbasa


E--------------------------------------
B--------------------------1---1-1-----
G------3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0-0h2-0-0-----
D------0-------0-0-------0-3---3-0h2p0-
A--------------------------------3-----
E--3-3---------------------------------


E--------------------------------------
B--------------------------------1---1-
G------1-----3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0-0h2-0-
D---0h2------0-------0-0-------0-3---3-
A--3-----------------------------------
E--------3-3---------------------------


E--------------------------------------
B--1---------------------------1---1---
G--0-------3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0-0h2-0---
D--0h2-----0-------0-0-------0-3---3---
A--3-----------------------------------
E------3-3-----------------------------


E--------------------------------------
B--1-----------------------------1---1-
G--0---------0-------------------0h2-0-
D--0h2p0--0h2--------------------3---3-
A--3-----3-------2-2h3-2---2-----------
E--------------3---------5---3-1-------


E--------------------------------------
B--1-----------------------------------
G--0-----------------------------------
D--0h2----------(Repeat once)----------
A--3-----------------------------------
E--------------------------------------


Kyle Quit the band


Last week, Kyle quit the band. Now we're back together. Eh.
7---------5------------------x---5----------------7---- ---------|
7---------5------------------x---5----------------7---- ---------|
8---------6------------------9---6----------------8---- --8h9p8--|
9---------7------------------9---7----------------9---- ---------|
9---------7------------------7---7----------------9---- ---------|
7---------5------------------x---5----------------7---- ---------|

Misunderstandings. Didn't understand. Doesn't matter.
7-------7---7----7-7-7-7--5----------5---5--5-5-5-5--x----|
7-------7---7----7-7-7-7--5----------5---5--5-5-5-5--x----|
8-------8---8----8-8-8-8--6----------6---6--6-6-6-6--9----|
9-------9---9----9-9-9-9--7----------7---7--7-7-7-7--9----|
9-------9---9----9-9-9-9--7----------7---7--7-7-7-7--7----|
7-------7---7----7-7-7-7--5----------5---5--5-5-5-5--x----|

Now we're back together again. Ohh La La La La La
5----------------7-x-7-x-7-----|
5----------------7-x-9-x-7-----|
6----------------8-x-9-x-8-----|
7----------------9-x-9-x-9-----|
7----------------9-x-7-x-9-----|
5----------------7-x-7-x-7-----|

Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. That's true.
x-----------------x-----------7-x-7-x-7--|
x-----------------x-----------7-x-9-x-7--|
11----------------9-----------8-x-9-x-8--|
11----------------9-----------9-x-9-x-9--|
9-----------------7-----------9-x-7-x-9--|
x-----------------x-----------7-x-7-x-7--|

Couldn't split up Tengo and Kash. That's also true.
x-----------------x------------7-x-7-x-7--|
x-----------------x------------7-x-9-x-7--|
11----------------9------------8-x-9-x-8--|
11----------------9------------9-x-9-x-9--|
9-----------------7------------9-x-7-x-9--|
x-----------------x------------7-x-7-x-7--|

This is our song of exultant joy cause
x----------------------7----|
x----------------------7----|
9----------------------8----|
9----------------------9----|
7----------------------9----|
x----------------------7----|

We only came to kick some ass.
x--------x--------------------7-x-7-x-7-----|
x--------x--------------------7-x-9-x-7-----|
11-------9--------------------8-x-9-x-8-----|
11-------9--------------------9-x-9-x-9-----|
9--------7--------------------9-x-7-x-9-----|
x--------x--------------------7-x-7-x-7-----|

Rock the fucking house and kick some ass.
x----------------------x----------------7-x-7-x-7-----|
x----------------------x----------------7-x-9-x-7-----|
11---------------------9----------------8-x-9-x-8-----|
11---------------------9----------------9-x-9-x-9-----|
9----------------------7----------------9-x-7-x-9-----|
x----------------------x----------------7-x-7-x-7-----|

What we're gonna do with all the cash
x----------------x--|
x----------------x--|
11---------------9--|
11---------------9--|
9----------------7--|
x----------------x--|

Smoke hash. And then we thrash.
--7--7--7---7-7---------5--5--5---5--5-----------------3--3--3--3--/--5--5--x--/--7---7-7---|
--7--9--7---7-7---------5--7--5---5--5-----------------3--5--3--5--/--7--5--x--/--9---7-7---|
--8--9--8---8-8---------6--7--6---6--6-----------------4--5--4--5--/--7--6--x--/--9---8-8---|
--9--9--9---9-9---------7--7--7---7--7-----------------5--5--5--5--/--7--7--x--/--9---9-9---|
--9--7--9---9-9---------7--5--7---7--7-----------------5--3--5--3--/--5--7--x--/--7---9-9---|
--7--7--7---7-7---------5--5--5---5--5-----------------3--3--3--3--/--5--5--x--/--7---7-7---|

We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all.
---------------------------------3--3--3--3--/--5--5--x--/--7---7-7---|
---------------------------------3--5--3--5--/--7--5--x--/--9---7-7---|
---------------------------------4--5--4--5--/--7--6--x--/--9---8-8---|
---------------------------------5--5--5--5--/--7--7--x--/--9---9-9---|
---------------------------------5--3--5--3--/--5--7--x--/--7---9-9---|
---------------------------------3--3--3--3--/--5--5--x--/--7---7-7---|


And everyone is invited to the bash.
------------------------------------3--3--3--3--/--5--5--x--/--7---7-7---|
------------------------------------3--5--3--5--/--7--5--x--/--9---7-7---|
------------------------------------4--5--4--5--/--7--6--x--/--9---8-8---|
------------------------------------5--5--5--5--/--7--7--x--/--9---9-9---|
------------------------------------5--3--5--3--/--5--7--x--/--7---9-9---|
------------------------------------3--3--3--3--/--5--5--x--/--7---7-7---|

And everyone you're all invited to the baaaaaaoooooohohohoooo!
---------------------------------------3--3--3--3--/--5--5--x--/--7---7-7---|
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---------------------------------------5--3--5--3--/--5--7--x--/--7---9-9---|
---------------------------------------3--3--3--3--/--5--5--x--/--7---7-7---|

Come on Kyle, one time come on.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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-----------------------------9---------9----------------------------------12--9--12-|
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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Flee loo lee loo, flee loo lee loo

--------------------------------------------------10/9/7-------------10/9/7----------|
-------12--10--------------------------------------------10--7---------------10--7---|
---11-----------11--9-----9--7--9--7--------------------------9----------------------|
-------------------------------------------9-----------------------------------------|
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-----------10--7-----------10-------------------------7----7----7----7---7---7----9---7---|
-------------------------------------9---7-7--9--7--------------------------------9---8---|
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------9---9---|
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------7---9---|
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Kyle took a Bullet for me


e-2----|-5----|-x----|-3----|-x----|-2----|
b-3----|-6----|-5----|-5----|-3----|-3----|
g-2----|-5----|-6----|-5----|-4----|-2----|
d-0----|-0----|-7----|-0----|-5----|-0----|
a-x----|-x----|-x----|-x----|-x----|-x----|
e-x----|-x----|-x----|-x----|-x----|-x----|


jack : Kyle took a bullet for me Now I got to rock for three

jack : K.G. and me Don't forget about Tenacious D

kyle : I took a bullet for J.B. Now I'm in heaven and I can see
jack : Your decision to rescue me
kyle : Was definitely Boops McGee

jack : Oh wait, no, K.G., I disagree
kyle : why
jack : Your decision to rescue me
kyle : Yeah?
jack : Was a decision that set you free
kyle : Was definitely Boops McGee

jack : Wait this is fuckin' with my head I totally-ly thought you was dead
kyle : Just remember what you said My medallion's made of bulletproof lead

singing at the same time 2 people
jack : Kyle took a bullet for me Now I got to rock for three
kyle : I took a bullet for J.B. Now I'm in heaven and I can see
jack : K.G. and me Don't forget about Tenacious D !!!!
kyle : Oh no, Oh no Don't forget about Tenacious D !!!!


Lee

Lee Lee Lee Lee.....
D C
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Bb C
We're talkin' fuckin' Lee
D C
I had a friend named Lee
Bb C
He cast a spell, a spell on me
D C
If me and Lee and KG could be three
Bb C
Flyin' free Tenacious Lee (or Tenaciously)
D C
Skinny dippin' in a sea of Lee
Bb C
I'll propose on bended knee
D C
To Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Bb C
Li lut la lee lee lee lee lee Li lut la lee lee lee lee lee
D C Bb C
If me...could be...with me.....and KG...that's me!!
D C Bb C
We'd be free (we'd be free)....plant a tree (plant a tree)...just for Lee (just for Lee)...Lee!!
D C
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Bb C
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee..... Lee!!

Chords
Barre:
e a D g b e
D x 5 7 7 7 x
C x 3 5 5 5 x
Bb x 1 3 3 3 x

Regular:
e a D g b e
D x 0 0 2 3 2
C 0 3 2 0 1 0
Bb x 1 3 3 3 x


Marijuanaville

D
Rolling my home grown, smoking a big bone,
A
Look at that ganja all covered with oil,
Using my tweezers, got pot in the freezer,
D
Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil,

G A D
Wasted away again in Marajuanaville,
G A D
Searching for my roach clip on a rope (on a rope, on a rope, on a rope)
G A D G
Some people claim theres a woman to blame,
G A D
But I know its all this damn dope.

Dont know the reason, I stayed here all season,
Maybe that thai stick was a way bit too strong,
But I got a real beauty, a columbian doobie,
And soon I'll be up on my way along.

Wasted away again in Marajuanaville,
Searching for my roach clip on a rope (on a rope, on a rope, on a rope)
Some people claim theres a woman to blame,
But I know its all this damn dope.

I blew out my bong pipe, ran out of Bud light,
But I found some stash I had hidden at home,
Put it into a blender and soon it will render,
These little fudge brownies that help me get stoned.

Wasted away again in Marajuanaville,
Searching for my roach clip on a rope (on a rope, on a rope, on a rope)
Some people claim theres a woman to blame,
But I know its all this damn dope.
Some people claim theres a woman to blame,
But I know its all this damn dope.


One note Song


Jack? Yea? Do you think some people, do you think theres some...
D5 A5
E--5---5--5----------5-----3-----------------------------------
B--7---7--7----------5-----3-----------------------------------
G--7---7--7----------6-----4-----------------------------------
D--7---7--7----------7-----5-----5--5-h7-(7) -----5h7p5--------
A--5---5--5----------7-----5------------------------------5----
E--5---5--5---3--5---5-(5)-3-5------------------------------8--

people that aren't eally, that are actually robots?

E--------------------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------------------------------
A--------------------------------------------------------------
E--(8)--(8)--8---3---3--(3)------------------------------------



Kyle: Living among us...
Jack: No
Kyle: That we can't tell
Jack: No, we don't have the technology yet, but...

Kyle on acoustic (or at least I think so, it may be Jack), lightly palm muted:

E--------------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------------------------
A--7(7)-7-5----------------------------------------------
E----------7--5h7-5-3-0---0-3-----------0-(0)--13-12-----

Jack: Rage, Rage... Rage
Kyle: Yea?
Jack: You know what I was thinking? Stop playing



Jack: I was thinkin of a fucking brilliant song
Kyle: Yeah?
Jack: Check it out, Just do what I do
Kyle: Okay
Jack: Just play this note

Now comes the main part of the song, it's basically both of them playing this. Kyle plays
everything an 8th late. Since he plays it that way, and They play the note every quarter,
it's continuous. The speed ascends as they play:

E---------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------
G---------------------------------------------
D--12--12--12--12--12--12---b12--12--12--b12--
A---------------------------------------------
E---------------------------------------------



This is where the guitar ends. The rest is the lyrics from the beginning.


Kyle: Jack
Jack: Yeah?
Kyle: Do you think some people-Do you think there's some people that aren't really...
that're actually robots? Living among us?
Jack: No
Kyle: That we can't tell?
Jack: No, we don't have the technology yet, but Rage, Rage,.. Rage
Kyle: Yeah?
Jack: Stop playing... I was thinkin of a fucking brilliant song
Kyle: Yeah?
Jack: Check it out, just do what I do
Kyle: Okay
Jack: Just play this note
Jack: And then we both keep-Just keep both playing that note... Every once in a while
bend it... And that's it, just remember who wrote that song, me baby me! See, it's fuckin
simple, that's one song in the bank... Next song, Next song! NEXT!
Kyle: But that's one note, anybody could have done that... Anybody could have wrote it
Jack: Yeah but guess who did write it? ME!
Kyle: Yeah but did you write this? (Bends note)
Jack: Dude I did! I told you to do the bending everyone once in a while!
Kyle: Oh shit you did
Jack: I did! I win! I win! One to nothing!

Osbourne family Show


INTRO. x1
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U THINK U KNOW WHAT OZZY'S THINKING.........

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U THINK U KNOW WHAT OZZY'S DRINKING.........

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U THINK U KNOW WHAT U DO NOT KNOWOOOOW

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THIS IS THE OSBORNE FAMILY SHOW..... YEA!!

e|--1/3-33333--5-66-55555

Rock your Socks

Intro & Main Verse: Part I: This riff is sweet and fairly easy.
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------
b----------------------------------------------------------------------------
g----------------------------------------------------------------------------
d----------------------------------------------------------------------------
a----------------------------------------------------------------------------
e------0-0-0-0--3-3-3-3--6-6-6-6--5-3-5-3----------------------------

Part II: Bach Section, VERY DIFFICULT. This part is hard, i'm not going to lie. It is from
Bach- Bourree. I bit this tab off of someone else and then made it more like KG plays it.
If this section is too difficult for you, do not be ashamed and break and/or burn your
guitar, just play the bottom section (bolded section), this will still sound ok, if
you are a perfectionist then play both the top and bottom.

e|--0--2------3----2--0--------0--2---------------------------|
b|------------------------4------------0----2--4--5----3--1---|
g|-----------------------------------------------------------|
d|-----------------------------------------------------------|
a|-----------------0------2----0------------------------------|
e|--3--2------0------------------------3----2-----0----2------|

e|----------------------|--------------------0--2--|--3----2--0-------0--2--|
b|-0--------------------|-0------------------------|-------------4----------|
g|------2--0-------0--2-|----2--0------------------|------------------------|
d|------------4---------|-----------4--2-----------|------------------------|
a|------0-----2----0----|-------2------------------|-------0-----2----0-----|
e|-3--------------------|-3------------0--2--3--2--|--0---------------------|

e-------------------------------------------------------------|
b--0----2--4--5----3--1----0---------------------0------------|
g------------------------------2--0-------0--2-----2--0-------|
d------------------------------------4--------------------4--2|
a------------------------------0-----2----0-----------2-------|
e--3----2-----0----2-------3---------------------3-----------0|

Part III: This is the only other part to the song. It is basically just chords, on the last
E there are some pull offs on the chord itself. Just mash your fat index finger across
all the strings on the seventh fret so when you lift off of the ninth fret and strum it still
sounds right.
E(repeat as needed) A B E
e------------------------------------------------------------------------|
b-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9----------------------------------------9-9-7-9-9-9-----|
g-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9----------------------------------------9-9-7-9-9-9-----|
d-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---9-9-9-9-9-9-9--9-9-7-9-9-9-----|
a-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---9-9-9-9-9-9-9--7-7-7-7-7-7-----|
e-----------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7------------------|


Lyrics:
Part I
It doesn't matter if it is good, it only matters if it rocks
the main thing that we do is to rock your socks off
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy, cuz rock and roll is bogus
right KG? right, only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
and thats why me and KG are classically trained to rock your freakin' socks off
give em a taste KG, (KG) Alright.

Part II
That is Bach and it rocks, its a rock block of Bach, that he learned,
in a school called the school of hard knocks

Part III
E
give it up for KG, give it up for me,
give it up for KG, give it up for me,
give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
give it up for everything that is not to lose,
A B E
now rock your socks off woman, to prop your ship up yall.
A B E
Give it up children, now just pack your ship up.

Part I
Now I know what a lot of you here are saying tonight,
you're saying that looks like a fun way to make a living
you know what maybe i'll go get a guitar, learn some power chords
and make up some funny lyrics, that go...
I've got news for you buddy, it is not fun
we put up with so much bull, for instance...
how bout when you're about to go on stage
and then the stage manager says,
there is a talent scout in the audience tonight
all of the sudden the mellow gig turns into a fiery hoop
and youve got explosive diarrhea because of the nervous nelly butterflies in your stomach
and then how about this one...
you realize that your manager, that you've trusted for years
found out where your secret stash was, pinched it, stuffed it in her pockets
and then stole some of your loot and snarffed it because you cant trust anybody in the
business
all i'm sayin, we've been through so much bull just to be here tonight to rock your freakin'
socks off.
and all we ask in return is so precious little, all i'm saying is drop trou, and show us
a little of the ol'
(whistle)
and
Part III:
E
give it up for KG, give it up for me,
give it up for KG, give it up for me,
give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
give it up for everything that is not to lose,
A B E
now rock your socks off woman, to prop your ship up yall.
A B E
Give it up children, now just freak your sheep out!!

Part IV: He adds this part at the end there is a variation on the E chord right before they
start wailing on it. Then it ends with the regular chords (A, B, and E).
e------------------------------------------------------------------------------
b---9-9-9--12--11-12------------------------------------------------------
g---9-9-9--12--11-12------------------------------------------------------
d---9-9-9--12--11-12------------------------------------------------------
a---7-7-7--10---9--10------------------------------------------------------


Sasquatch

Bm) A E F#
There was some scientists tryin to figure out the Sasquatch riddle
Bm A E F# G F#
Then they figured out it was a missing link.
Bm A E F#
In Search of Sasquatch... that was a kick-ass "In Search Of..."
Bm A E
with Leonard Nimoy kickin out the *JAMS*.
Bm A E F#
He captured imagination. Of people all around the globe
Bm A E F# G F#
His name was Sasquatch... so I'm told...
Bm A E F# Bm A E F# G F# E......
His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe of the indian tribe... apache tribe.
Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch is real. Take a look at the plastic cast of
his
foot now you know he's real. Listen real close to the audio tape not human no you know he's
real. Couldn't be a man in a gorilla suit no fuckin' way you know he's real. Real, real,
real real, real, real really real...... real.

Part II: This is the jam. JB rocks the chords and KG rocks the solo,
short but sweet, also cue Sasquatch on the drums. The chords are
different from part 1 so pay attention. All chords are barre chords here.

Bm A C G

(Solo)
e-------------------10----10--12--12^(whole step)-12--10-10-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--------|
b-12-12-12-12-12-12----12-------------------------------------------------------10---7-|
g--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
d--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
a--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Don't take this personal because it's not about your playing. No, dude
your drumming is kick ass. It's just that the D, it's always just been
me and KG. And we're just not comfortable being a power trio.

Part III: This part isn't hard, just two chords......right? Well the
strumming is rather difficult. It speeds up for the vocal section,
I would practice doing it slow, then gently get faster and it will become easier for you.

Bm A
e-------------------------------|
b---3----3----------2-----2-----|
g-----4----4----------2----2----| Repeat each chord as necessary.
d-4----4-----4----2-----2----2--|
a------(2)--------------(0)-----|
e-------------------------------|
I hope there's no hard feelings.

Part III (continued): This is the same as before, only faster.

Bm A Bm
Sasquatch..... we know your legend's real.
Bm A (rest) Bm
Sasquatch..... we know your love is real.
Bm A(strum) <--(strum full A chord, let ring)
Sasquatch..... you and Tenacious D, are.. real.


Sex Supreme

Em Section I
How's it goin?
C A
That's the first thing I say to you
G B
How's it goin? Are you flowing?
Em
Listen honey:
C A
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you
G B
Showin', growin'
Em C A
Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
G B
And squeeeeeeeeeeeze
Em C
Take off your blouse and your underpants
A G
Then take a look
B E5 Section II
'Cause here me and KG come naked
C5 A5 G5
Out of the side hatch
E5 C5 A5 G5
With the oils and perfume, and incense
E5 C5 A5 G5 E5 E6 (see below)Section III
Now you're groovin', put on a cool seventies groove
A5 A6 A5 A6(bend) E5 E6 E5 E6(bend)
A funky groove to fuck to
A5 A6 A5 A6(bend)
A funky groove to fucks you

(Note: This part doesn't contain actual chords, just hammer-ons and bends, see bottom
again)
Astring Dstring Section IV
You guessed it -- me, me and KG -- it's all about sex supreme
(bend)
We likes to cream jeans
Astring
Have you ever been worked on
Dstring (bend) Astring
By two guys who are hot for your snatch?
Dstring (bend)
That's what I'm offering you
Astring
You step into our room
Dstring (bend)
And then you smell the perfumes
Astring
You lay upon our roundish bed
Dstring (bend)
And then you feel... a tickling on your head
Astring
It's KG with a feather, the French tickler
Dstring (bend)
Look out, baby -- he got the tools!
Astring
And then you feel something down by your feet
Dstring (bend)
It's me -- it's JB -- I'm sucking on your toes
E5(II) D(hammer-on and pull-off) Section V
We don't mind sucking on toes
E5(II) D(hammer-on and pull-off)
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes
C5(II) B5 Section VI
Having sex with me and K.G.
C5(II) B5 D(hammer-ons and pull-offs) C G (x2) Section VII
Now you're talking double team... SUPREME!!

F5 G5 A#5/Bb5 C5(III) D5 E5(III) F5(II) A(barre chord) Section VIII
(BOOYAHHHH!!!!!)

OKAY!!!!
Here are all of those parts that i mentioned before. I tabbed them the way that i play them
and it sounds good so try it.
It isn't far from how the d play it. My friends and i play this song evertime we get together
as a tradition, since its the only
one they know all the words to we usually end up doing it 6 or 7 times throughout the night.
If you want me to figure out
any other songs let me know cause i'm fairly good at it.

CHORDS:In Order of Appearance
strings: (6 5 4 3 2 1)
Em 7 7 9 9 8 7 Section I
C 8 10 10 9 8 8
A 5 7 7 6 5 5
G 3 5 5 4 3 3
B 7 9 9 8 7 7
E5 0 2 2 x x x Section II
C5 8 10 10 x x x
A5 5 7 7 x x x
G5 3 5 5 x x x

Section III: This is a basic blues riff with a hammer on and then a bend on the E6 and the
A6.
» means hammer-on and ˆ means bend.
D---------------------------------2---2--2»4------2---4ˆ(½step)---------------
A--2--2--2»4--2--4ˆ(½ step)-------0---0--0--------0---0----------------------------
E--0--0--0----0--0-------------------------------------------------------------------

Section IV: This part is tabbed the way i play it because the rythm is inconsistent if
you listen to the song and that makes it hard to play
the riff and sing the song at the same time. Pay attention to the number of times each note
is played, it will help with the rhythm.
The hammer ons are short and staccato, and the bend is strummed several times while still
bending. » means hammer-on and ˆ is bend.
D------------------5»7(x2)---7ˆ(½step)--(Play x3 while bent)---------------------------------
A----5»7-(x5)-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
E--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Section V through Section VIII: This part is pretty basic chords just a fast rhythm that
might be tough to master.
strings: (6 5 4 3 2 1)
E5(II) x 7 9 9 x x Section V
D x 0 0 2 3 2(0) Hammer on and pull off from 2 to 0pen
C5(II) x 3 5 5 x x Section VI
B5 x 2 4 4 x x
D s a m e Section VII
C 0 3 2 0 1 0
G 3 2 0 0 0 3
F5 1 3 3 x x x Section VIII
G5 3 5 5 x x x
A#5 6 8 8 x x x
C5(III) 8 10 10 x x x
D5 10 10 12 x x x
E5(III) 12 12 14 x x x
F5(II) 13 13 15 x x x
A(II) 5 7 7 6 5 5


Tribute


the first solo is just after the bit with no music
e-------------------------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------------------------
G------------5~~~-------------5--5~~---xx-xx--5~~-------------
D-------5h7--------------5h7---------7-xx-xx------7-----------
A--5h7--------------5h7----------------xx-xx------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------

e----------5--------------------------------------------------
B------------------8b10~~~~-----------------------------------
G------7b8--8r7p5---------------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------------------

The other solo im tabbing is the very end one after the last words in the song

e--15b17--15b17--15b17---15--13p12--13p12--------17------------
B------------------------------------------15b17----17r15------
G--------------------------------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------------------------------
A--------------------------------------------------------------
E--------------------------------------------------------------

e--------------------------------------------------------------
B--13--13--13--13--12--10--8------8--6--6----6~6-6-------------
G--------------------------------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------------------------------
A--------------------------------------------------------------
E--------------------------------------------------------------

e--------------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------10--------------------------------
G--------------------------------------------------------------
D-----------------10--12b13-----13r12p10-----------------------
A----------10h12-----------------------------------------------
E---10h12------------------------------------------------------

e--------------------------------------------------------------
B----8------8------8------8------8-------12-----12-----12------
G----10b12--10b12--10b12--10b12--10b12---14b16--14b16--14b16---
D--------------------------------------------------------------
A--------------------------------------------------------------
E--------------------------------------------------------------

e--------------------------------------------------------------
B----12-----12-----16-----16-----16-----16-----16------/0------
G----14b16--14b16--18b20--18b20--18b20--18b20--18b20---/0------
D--------------------------------------------------------------
A--------------------------------------------------------------
E--------------------------------------------------------------


UFO


E F
Rock the house with the UFO's for fun
E F
They didn't come to harm no one
E F
They are not confined to Area 51, noooooooho
E F G F E
Rock the house with the UFO's for fun

E F
How did they get here from ever so far away
E F
I hear you mumbling, bumbling, skeptics so you say.
E F
You ever heard of a wrinkle in time
E F G F G F
That's how they got here, through a wrinkle in time ahhhhhhow

E F
All you wide eyed innocence man you need the UFO
E F
Just like a truck iron
E F
Do you think you'd like to have a rectal probe shot up your ass
E
Do you think you'd like that
F G F G F
Do you, motherfucker, fuck
E F
There's no such thing as a UFO


Warning

Intro
JB
|---------------------------------------------|
|----------9-h10--9---------8p7---------------|
|-------9------------9/7--------7-----8h9p8---|
|----9----------------------------------------|
|-7-----------------------5-------------------|
|----------------------------------7----------|
KG
|--------------12-12--/------10-------7-------|
|---------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------/11-------/8----------|
|---------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------|
_______________________________________________
JB
|---------------------------------------------|
|----------9-h10--9---------8p7--------4h5p4--|
|-------9------------9/7--------7-------------|
|----9----------------------------------------|
|-7-----------------------5--------2----------|
|---------------------------------------------|
KG
|-------12-12h14p12--------10--------7-------|
|------------------12--------10--------7-----|
|/13--------------------/11----11-/8-----8--|
|--------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------|


E D B E D B
We've been sent to issue all you people here a warning
E
I'm not at liberty to say
D B E D B
the details of this most peculiar warning yeeaaaaaaahhhh
E D B E D B
Suffice to say, all you people here are in grave danger
Em . . . . . . . . .
So come on
Em C*
Through the skies, he flies, but he doesn't know the reason why
D* C*
But he flies, so high, You know that its true
Em C*
Allot of times, when the elders, they smile
D* C*
An illusion, an infusion, an intrusion,
B* E
an amusement park ride
E D B
Exploding brains from Alzon to Zanzibar
E D B
To the shores of ye old rustic Chinook
E
Decimating the competition
D B
Leaving in their wake the blind ambition
E D B
Come along children, and rock get it on
A B E
In whatever heinous realm that it squats
A B E
In whatever heinous realm that it squats
A B A
In whatever heinous realm that it squats
G F# F
that it squats, that it squats, that it squats

|-----------------0-----12*--|
|---------0---------0--12*---|
|-------0---0---0------------|
|-----4-------4--------------| * harmonics
|---2------------------------|
|-0--------------------------|

Wonderboy

Verse 1

Guitar 1:
---2-----2h3p2--------1p0-----1p0---------2-----2h3p2-------1p0-----1p0-------
-----3-----------3--------3-------3---3-----3-----------3-------3-------3---3- x3
-------2-------2----3-------3-------3---------2-------2---3-------3-------3---
-0--------------------------------------0-------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Guitar 2:
-5---------------5-----------5/6-6---8-6-5----5/6-6----9--6--5----------------
-7---------------7-----3/10--7/8-8--10-8-7----7/8-8----8--8--7----------------
-7---------------7------------------------------------------------------------on 2nd time
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Around
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Interlude:
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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------7----------------
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-7-7----------------
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-7-5----------------
---------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-5------------------
Not much to say When you're high above the mucky-muck... Yeaaauh!
Chorus:
---5--3-2---2-----2----------5p3-----5p3--------------------------------------
--------------3-----3---2--------3-------3------------------------------------
-3--------------2-----2----3-------3------------------------------------------
----------0-------------------------------------------------------------------
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WonderBooyeee! What is the secret of your powers?!
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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------7----------------
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-7-7----------------
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-7-5----------------
---------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-5------------------
WonderBoooyeeeee! Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Weird story-tellin interlude hehe:
The first half of this interlude is the same riff as the riff used on verse 1
but only playing some notes.Listen to the song to see what I'm talking about...
Here is the tab of this part from that part on:
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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------------------
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------
-------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------
What powers you ask?....ahh..how about the power of flight, that do anything for you?It's
a limitation
holmes.How bout the power to kill a
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-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1------------------------------
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------------------
-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------------------
yak...from 200 yards away. with mind bullets!

B B
--0/0-0/0-0-----9-----------12-12-10------------------------------------------
--2/3-5/7-8----10--------------------10-10-8-9--------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Thats telekenesis kyle! ...How about the power to move *you

Then it gotes to that what I said before about picking certain notes from riff 1
then it goes:
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------7--------------
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-5--7--7--------------
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-5--7--5--------------
-------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-3--5-----------------
A secret to be told A gold chest- to be bold! Blasting forth with three-part harmony!


---5--3-2---2-----2----------5p3-----5p3--------------------------------------
--------------3-----3---2--------3-------3------------------------------------
-3--------------2-----2----3-------3------------------------------------------
----------0-------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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WonderBooyeee! What is the secret of your powers?!
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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------7--------------
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-5--7--7--------------
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-5--7--5--------------
-------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-3--5-----------------
WonderBoooyeeeee! Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Interlude:
Guitar 1
--------------8-8/10-------------------
---vvvvv---------------------vvvvv-----
-7/3-------------------------3---------
---------------------------------------
---------------------------------------
---------------------------------------
Guitar 2 (played when 8 8/10 is played)
--B---------
--7--7------
------------
------------
------------
------------

Verse 2:
---------2-----------5p3--------------vv---vv---------------------------------
---3-------3---2---------3---5---3----3----3--vv-vvvvvvvvv--------------------
-----2-------2-----3-------3---3-------------03--2/32/32--------------------
-0-----0----------------------------0-----------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces And they formeda band The likes of
which have never been seen. And they called themselves Tenacious D..... Thats right!


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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------7-------7------
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-5--7--7----7--7------
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-5--7--5----7--5------
-------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-3--5-------5---------
ME! and KG!(Thats ME!)with (blawh!) TenaAaaaaaaaAacious D! Come fly with me! FLY!

Solo: B
-10----10----10----10-12-12-12-10---------------------------------------------
----10----10----10----------------10-10/11-10----10---------------------------
----------------------------------------------12------------------------------
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-15p14p12--
----------- X8
-----------
-----------
-----------
-----------

-17p15p14-12h14p12-10h12p10-8h10p8--------------B-----------------------------
-----------------------------------11-13-11-13-13-13-11-13--------------------
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-11-11/9-9-7-9-11-11/9-9-7-9-7-6-4-2------------------7-----------------------
--x--x-x-x-x-x--x--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-2--5-7-5-7-9-7-5-7-x-----------------------
--9--9/7-7-5-7--9--9/7-7-5-7-5-4-2-0--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-5-----------------------
--------------------------------------3-5-3-5-7-5-3-5-------------------------

Chorus:
---5--3-2---2-----2----------5p3-----5p3--------------------------------------
--------------3-----3---2--------3-------3------------------------------------
-3--------------2-----2----3-------3------------------------------------------
----------0-------------------------------------------------------------------
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WonderBooyeee! What is the secret of your powers?!

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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------7--------------
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-5--7--7--------------
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-5--7--5--------------
-------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-3--5-----------------
WonderBoooyeeeee! Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?
Ending:
Guitar 1:
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------------Repeat til sound ends:
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Guitar 2:
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8-7--7-8-7---7--7---------
----9------9--------------Repeat til it says:you take the high road I'll take the low...
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Lyrics:
High above the mucky-muck Castle made of cloud There sits Wonderboy Sitting oh-so-proudly.
Not much to say When you're high above the mucky-muck... Yeaaauh! Yeuh! WonderBooyeee!
What is the secret of your powers?! WonderBoooyeeeee! Won't you take me far away
from the mucky-muck, man? Well now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
Who is the arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy With powers *comparable* to WONDERBOY!
What kind of powers? you may ask? Oh I dunno.. how about the power of flight, that do
anything for you? How about the power of telekenesis? ...How about the power to move
*you*?
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman... Rigga Goo-goo-, Rigga Riga Goo-goo
A secret to be told A gold chest- to be bold! Blasting forth with three-part harmony!
Yeah! Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces And they formeda band
The likes of which have never been seen in Valhalla! And they call themselves
TEnacious D That's right- ME! and KG! TenaAaaaaaaaAacious D! Come fly with me!

Source: http://www.guitarmasta.net/t/tenacious_d/333668.html