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e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closely
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact some times
thats not right. To Do.
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fuckin give her some
smooches too
Bm G Bm G
Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze, sometimes you’ve got to say please,
D A
sometimes you got to say hey,
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
I'm gonna fuck you softly I’m gonna screw you gently.
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
I’m gonna hump you sweetly. I’m gonna ball you
A
discretely!
Bm G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D A
And then you say wait a minute sally,
Bm G E
I think I’ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A
That’s fuckin’ teamwork.
e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
What’s your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite, but I’ll do it for you.
D F#m
What's your favorite dish?
Em A
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzabar!
Bm G
And then I'm gonna love you completely,
F# A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you descretely,
Bm G
And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely,
F# E A C G D
But then, I'm gonna fuuuuuuck youuu haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrd.
e|-3p2----|
B|----3-3-|
G|-----2--|
D|--------|
A|--------|
E|--------|
Bb7 C D
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrd!
Chord Legend:
Bm G D A E C Em Bb7
e|---2---3---3---0-------0---------3|
B|---3---3---2---2---0---1----0----2|
G|---4---0---3---2---1---0----0----3|
D|---4---0---0---2---2---2----2----0|
A|-------2-------0---2---3----2----2|
E|-------3-----------0---0----0----2|
Tab Discussion, Comments, and Critiques
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Zack Wanna Be |
#1 by Zack Volm at Oct 25, 2006 at 8:52 PM EST |
| word, this song is so cool. tenacious d owns you. | |
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everett Wanna Be |
#2 by everett at Dec 16, 2006 at 8:42 PM EST |
| dear god this is the funniest song. | |
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randy Professional |
#3 by randy taylor at Jan 7, 2007 at 11:00 PM EST |
| This is a song that the ladies are glad has been written | |
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CHUNK ZIZZLE Rhythm Player |
#4 by CHUNK ZIZZLE at Feb 8, 2007 at 3:27 PM EST |
| Jack Black is one funny fella... | |
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Caitlin Rhythm Player |
#5 by Caitlin Carlisle at Mar 24, 2007 at 10:03 PM EST |
| Spider, I think you fail to understand the full meaning of the song. If you note the last 2 lines, the answer is of course: "first one, then the other." | |
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frosty Average |
#6 by frosty Angel at Apr 26, 2007 at 6:45 PM EST |
| Jack Black is one funny fella... | |
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dalton Average |
#7 by dalton hoffman at May 24, 2007 at 4:59 PM EST |
| lol funny song | |
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Michael Average |
#8 by Michael Vanderveen at Jun 14, 2007 at 6:27 AM EST |
| ?? People, you need to get taste in music, please. Jack Black is retarded. This music sucks. Tell me, is it a joke, if so its a good one. If not, it sucks. | |
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Justice Wanna Be |
#9 by Justice Fish at Jun 18, 2007 at 7:27 PM EST |
| the wise words of jack black once said........love her completly and bone her discretly then fuck her hard | |
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the white hendr Badass |
#10 by the white hendrix at Jul 15, 2007 at 10:43 PM EST |
| Iiiiiii'm gooonna fuuuuuck you......HARD But first gently | |
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Garland Rhythm Player |
#11 by Garland Cross at Sep 27, 2007 at 3:18 AM EST |
| To ramthar: THANK YOU SO MUCH! Wow, what a great contribution for a change! If you guys haven't followed his link for the F.H.G. cartoon, DO IT NOW! One question, though: Forgive me, but who is the guy they drew as God supposed to look like? | |
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