Tenacious D: Fuck Her Gently Guitar Tab

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e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
    This is a song  for the ladies, but fellas listen closely

e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact some times 
thats not right.  To Do.

e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fuckin give her some
smooches too

Bm                      G        Bm		             G
Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze, sometimes you’ve got to say please,
D			 A
sometimes you got to say hey,

	e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
	B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
	G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
	D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
	A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
	E|-------------------------------------------------------|
I'm gonna fuck you softly         I’m gonna screw you gently.


e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
I’m gonna hump you sweetly.  I’m gonna ball you 

    A
discretely!

Bm                G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D                 A
And then you say wait a minute sally, 
Bm               G                         	 E
I think I’ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A
That’s fuckin’ teamwork.


e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
What’s your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite, but I’ll do it for you.

D		   F#m
What's your favorite dish?
              Em                         A
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzabar!

    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely,
    F#                            A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you descretely,
Bm                                G   
And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely,
    F#              E         A     C         G       D 
But then, I'm gonna fuuuuuuck youuu haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrd.

e|-3p2----|
B|----3-3-|
G|-----2--|
D|--------|
A|--------|
E|--------|

Bb7           C         D
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrd!







Chord Legend:

    Bm   G   D   A   E   C   Em   Bb7
e|---2---3---3---0-------0---------3|
B|---3---3---2---2---0---1----0----2|
G|---4---0---3---2---1---0----0----3|
D|---4---0---0---2---2---2----2----0|
A|-------2-------0---2---3----2----2|
E|-------3-----------0---0----0----2|


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