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Wish I Was A Girl
Violent Delight
Tabbed by timo2000
Drop D
Intro
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B-10--6--8--5--------
G--------------------
D-7---3--5--2--------
A--------------------
D--------------------
Verse
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-7-7-7-7-9--3-3-3-3-5-
-7-7-7-7-9--3-3-3-3-5-
-7-7-7-7-9--3-3-3-3-5-
Pre & Post Chorus
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-2-2-2-2-3-2-2-2-2-0-
-2-2-2-2-3-2-2-2-2-0-
-2-2-2-2-3-2-2-2-2-0-
Chorus
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-7-7-7-7--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5--5-5-5-5-
-7-7-7-7--3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-
-7-7-7-7--3-3-3-3-----------5-5-5-5-
Or a much more basic (and easier to follow) version
A F
I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits
A F
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
A F
I only have a dick that's quite hairy
A F
My ass is too, that's kinda scary
E F E D-bit
I wish I was a girl
A F
I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain
A F
Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain
A F
Cos being a guy is really boring
A F
And cross dressing just isn't my thing
E F E D-bit
A F C
Some people think I might be gay
G A
But I don't swing the other way
F C
I just wanna be a girl so *** much
G
To feel my clit as it gets.........
E F E D bit
A F
But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
A F
Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
A F
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
A F
But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits
A F
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
A F
I'd get a better job when performing 69
A F
Cos being a girl would be so cool
A F
Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool
E F E D bit
Mother
Why wasn't I a girl
(repeat 12 times)
Why
Chorus x3
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Tab Discussion, Comments, and Critiques
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Angus Rhythm Player |
#1 by Angus Young at Feb 14, 1977 at 8:09 AM EST |
| hey adams apple.. or spunky! heh! i just realised that was yoo! lol! | |
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Eric Wanna Be |
#2 by Eric Canfield at Jul 3, 1980 at 11:41 AM EST |
| Girls leave bigger pools when they cum, surely.. unless they're faking | |
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John Wanna Be |
#3 by John Agopian at Apr 2, 1990 at 12:42 AM EST |
| I hate this song so much. i just came on here to express my views about it as everyone in the world likes it and nobody'll find it here. it's just such a SHIT song, it overuseses sexual innuendo so much it makes me sick. there is no craftsmanship gone into it at all. ihatehatehatehatehate it. ARHHHHHHHH I HATE IT! It's so shit and all the little 'scene kidzz' [99.8% of which aren't even scene] love it, cos they can just stand there swaying slightly from side to side, head down, muttering the words, and pass it off as dancing, and be like 'oh i am such a hardcore rebel', put it as their myspace profile song, post many bulletins about how cool they are, and then turn the sound down when viewing their own profile so their mum doesn't hear it, so they don't get grounded which means they can't go and skank around in town smoking and trying to nick drink off all their 'big mates' and think they look cool. ok so yeah. it was a long rant. WELL DONE! i spose all the scene keets are gonna go die now, or something. it's a cunt's song for cunts who want to look cool in front of their cunt friends. and contrary to popular belief, no i am not 67. i'm actually 14. i just hate shit music...i'll shut up now.. | |
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Chris Badass |
#4 by Chris Phillips at Jan 9, 1995 at 2:08 PM EST |
| 'to feel my clit as it gets...' that unfinished sentence makes me sad ]: | |
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Chris Average |
#5 by Chris Essery at Feb 1, 2005 at 4:03 PM EST |
| This is for sammy the piggy & its all kinda wrong: YOU'RE BOTH MORONS. THIS SONG IS ABOUT MAKING FUN OF WOMEN'S LITTLE IDIOSYNCRASIES. | |
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