12 Golden Country Greats Tabs:
- Piss Up A Rope »
- I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
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[intro]
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[verse one]
G
My dinner's on fire while she watches TV
C
And if you ever wondered what it's like to be me
G
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
D
Yells at my buddys and insults my folks
G
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
C
She's got the time for the dog and nuttin' for her man
G D
And I'm no dope but I can't cope
G C G G
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
[chorus]
G
You can piss up a rope
C
And you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin'
G
Pack yer bag I don't need the ag
D D D D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin'
G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
C
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
G D G
And I can't cope - a piss up a rope
[verse two]
G
You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
C
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
G
For the last six months I've been packin' your bag
D
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
G
'Til my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
C
I'm sick of yer mouth and yer two percent milk
G D
And I'm no dope but I've lost all hope
G C G G
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
[repeat chorus]
[solo:over verse chords]
[repeat chorus twice]
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Tab Discussion, Comments, and Critiques
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DemolitionLover Wanna Be |
#1 by DemolitionLover ^^v^^ at Sep 9, 1972 at 11:20 PM EST |
| What a kickass song. | |
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Shay Average |
#2 by Shay at Jul 30, 1974 at 6:41 AM EST |
| Oh yeah and check out the high harmony during the chorus. Classic. | |
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Dakota Lead Player |
#3 by Dakota Sparks at Aug 7, 1974 at 5:20 PM EST |
| Notice a lot of the lines rhyme. "saddle/paddle, cope/rope, bag/ag, smokes/folks" Brilliant!!! | |
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Bryant Wanna Be |
#4 by Bryant Matthews at Feb 24, 1976 at 9:27 PM EST |
| There's nothing like a fuck you song for your ex girlfriend that makes you want to boot scoot (however the hell you do it). | |
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Nathan Average |
#5 by Nathan Delvecchio at Jul 24, 1977 at 4:18 PM EST |
| yup and the major difference with ween is they are dirty AND funny... unlike david allen coe the hillbilly racist fucknut | |
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Sam Wanna Be |
#6 by Sam Payne at Oct 17, 1979 at 5:34 PM EST |
| If only more country was like this, I'd actually listen (more musically than lyrically, but hey, at least it's honest...It's a big FUCK YOU!) Oh yeah, and fuck you're 2% milk too! | |
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Reece Wanna Be |
#7 by Reece Brown at Oct 17, 1982 at 12:49 AM EST |
| listen to david allen coe..thats dirty country. | |
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Thomas Average |
#8 by Thomas Reuter at Oct 17, 1986 at 3:20 AM EST |
| There's nothing like a fuck you song for your ex girlfriend that makes you want to boot scoot (however the hell you do it). | |
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Average |
#9 by KitCat at Jul 25, 1994 at 12:04 PM EST |
| ...and great great songwriters to boot... can't wait for the next album! | |
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