Mister Would You Please Help My Pony? Guitar Tab

Chocolate And Cheese Tabs:

A Tear For Eddie
Roses Are Free
Baby Bitch
Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? »
Voodoo Lady
Buenas Tardes Amigo
The HIV Song
What Deaner Was Talkin' About
Don't Shit Where You Eat

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[intro riff]
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|-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
|-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
|-4-4-4-4--------7----7-9-7--------------|
|-2-2-2-2----7-9---9--------9-7-9-7------|
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[verse one]
E                                D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     D                     C#m
He's over there behind the tree
     A                          G#m
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
[w/intro riff]
I think it's his lung

[verse two]
E                                D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     D                       C#m
He's chewin' bar and not the leaves
     A                            G#m
He's cryin' like a baby would you help him?
[w/intro riff]
I think it's his lung


[verse three]
E                                D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     D                       C#m
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
   A                      G#m
He coughed up snot on the driveway
[w/intro riff]
And I think his lung's fucked up


[bridge]
F#m   E   F#m   E   F#m 
Pon - y,  pon - y,  pony

D  C#m  A   C#   D   F#m   B
D  C#m  A   C#   D   F#m   B

[solo]
E  D#m  D   C#m  A   G#m   B
E  D#m  D   C#m  A   G#m   B
B  B    C   C#


[verse four]
E                                D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     D                     C#m
He's over there lookin' at me
   A                         G#m
He can't talk because he's a pony
[w/intro riff]
I think it's his lung

[repeat verse one:end abruptly on lung]

Source: http://www.guitarmasta.net/w/ween/338777.html

Tab Discussion, Comments, and Critiques


No Picture Jeff Average	#1 by Jeff Berg at Apr 22, 2006 at 9:20 AM EST
	no one likes this i song i love this song its so cute, can't say i know what its about could be alot of things or it could be the obvious

No Picture Kyle Average	#2 by Kyle Bish at Jul 20, 2006 at 9:19 AM EST
	ween is too cool. (big ups for "mutilated lips" too, btw)

No Picture Justin Average	#3 by Justin Ruiz at Aug 9, 2006 at 8:13 AM EST
	I heard that one of the two (Gene or Dean) did acid and the other one went to the store, and upon returning home from the store, found the one that did acid in the fetal position on the floor repeating "Mister would wou please help my pony". Interestingly enough, whichever member of the band went to the store hapned to see an article in a magazine or newspaper involving spinal meningitis. And so, two of the songs on Chocolate and Cheese were born.

No Picture Gary Wanna Be	#4 by Gary Rossington at Aug 20, 2006 at 9:01 PM EST
	After further reading I found the "meaning", its not an allegory at all. Geener was hallucinating, and though he had seen the pony that escaped from a local fair earlier.

No Picture calvin Wanna Be	#5 by calvin maynard at Mar 18, 2007 at 10:50 AM EST
	it's about a kid who's pony is dying and he doesn't know whats goin on! probably thought up on lsd, granted

No Picture tim Lead Player	#6 by tim sears at Apr 20, 2007 at 2:04 PM EST
	Wow..amazing truth/lies but still nice meaning.

No Picture Razor wrist Lead Player	#7 by Razor wrist at Apr 25, 2007 at 8:20 AM EST
	Something tells me LSD played a big role in most of ween's songs, I respect that!

No Picture Jaime Average	#8 by Jaime at Jun 16, 2007 at 3:50 AM EST
	Frank Zappa and the mothers of Invention all the way. These guys HAVE to been influenced by Zappa. Listen to this song and "mutilated Lips" and go out and buy Zappa's album "were only in it for the money". I guaranteed you'll see the simularities between Ween and Frank Zappa, and you'll probably love the album too!

No Picture David Rhythm Player	#9 by David Bradley at Aug 13, 2007 at 8:19 AM EST
	I've heard it's an allegory of child abuse, im still trying to confirm that.